All Horny chat members are online
Lollipop kicked Homophobe2 and Harlot
Lollipop added bubble, leafy Gayjelly, td and ruby to horny chat
All online
Balloony: what lollipop why did you remove match and needy
Lollipop: because apparently 4 wants us to make gc for our alternative teams
Lollipop: for whatever fucked up reason
Gayjelly: holy shit I am loving the name of this chat
Ruby: I know its bombing
Leafy: I'm concern by the fact match was in here with that type of name
Balloony: leafy come on
Balloony: we all know that match is the local lesbian slut
Lollipop: its obvious I mean
Lollipop: she has been trying to lick this lolli for almost a year now
Balloony: trying her best to slide into those DMs
Lollipop: but to no avail! Ha!
Bubble: so your basically slut shaming her
Gayjelly: shut up bubble no one gives a shit bout your personal lesbian whore jesus fucking christ
Lollipop: speaking of whores
Lollipop: where's may air bitch
Bubble: y-you still remember that
Ruby: oh shit….
Lollipop: OH- I remember it all darling~
Gayjelly: OOP- BUBBLE BE CHEATING OOP-
Balloony: lolli is the lesbian hottie of this show so
Bubble: IM NOT CHEATING
Ruby: oh fuck boys she maaad…
Lollipop: no you aren't but you still aren't meeting the end of your deal bubble
Ruby: what deal
Leafy: yeah tell us what the deal was
Leafy: I'm intrigued by the fact that you aren't just harassing bubble into making out with you
Lollipop: fuck you leafy
Lollipop: anyways the deal was that I help her business financially for a month and if the sales were more successful after that month
Lollipop: she would in return let me financially run her business to gain more profits
Lollipop: oh yeah and she had to give me a kiss too
Lollipop: nothing much but apparently that's too much for this bitch
Gayjelly: oh wow
Ruby: bubble's got herself into a pickle
Balloony: dill pickle dill pickle dill dill dill pickle dill pickle dill pickle dill pickle pickle pickle dill pickle dill pickle dill pickle dill-
Leafy: balloony are you okay
Balloony: my diet consists of pickles eggplants sausages and panipeepee
Lollipop: see bubble you're making balloony lose brain cells from you not keeping your end of the deal
Bubble: look I'm sorry I just dont want any conflict to arise between you and fanny
Bubble: who is my girlfriend
Ruby: oh yeah she'll get hella mad if she found you kissing bubs pop pop
Ruby: just saying
Lollipop: stop calling pop pop for fucks sake
Lollipop: I'm not your dad- oh
Ruby: you get it now eh ;0
Lollipop changed ruby's nick name to daddy kink
Daddy kink: shouldn't it technically be mommy kink since I'm gay
Lollipop: fine genius I'll fucking fix it then
Lollipop changed Daddy kink's nick name to mommy kink
Mommy kink: much better lol
Gayjelly: man I cant wait for all the fucked up shit I'm gonna see in this chat
TD: same lmao
TD: oh yeah also I bubble quit
Bubble: what why!
TD: cuz you cant keep promises bitch
Lollipop: or deals so I'm cutting ties financially towards your business if you dont do your part of the fucking deal
Bubble: OKAY FINE
Bubble: I'll kiss you
Bubble: BUT ONLY ONCE
Bubble: are you going to the death pact's house for the search party
Lollipop: DUH of course I am
Lollipop: tree PMed me a picture of white whine so I'm definitely going
Bubble: good, so let's meet up there and get this over with
Lollipop: k
Bubble is offline
Gayjelly: SPREAD THE HASHTAG YALL
Gayjelly: #BUBBLE_HASTHE_BIGGAYSFOR_LOLLI
Balloony: true beauty right there
Ruby: *chef's french kiss*
Leafy: oh fuck Fanny's gonna be maaad at you lollipop
Leafy: like really mad
Lollipop: I'm completely fine with that
THEND
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
