Gayjely, Bomby, Dicksucker Jr and Spongy are online
Donut is online
Dicksucker Jr: oh my GOSH gelly look!
Dicksucker Jr: a rare species of peoples are finally online
Bomby: we don't come online because we've heard of all the cursed things that have gone on in here
Gayjelly: I honestly thought the reason why you guys don't come online often was because of taco and firey tbh
Donut: wait firey is in here
Dicksucker, Mom slayer taco, Slayed mother and Naily are online
Slayed mother changed mom slayer taco's nickname to ultra sub
Ultra sub: fuck you barf bag
Slayed mother: it's truth though
Naily: OMG did something happen between you and barfy tacoy owo~
Ultra sub: nooo..
Dicksucker: YES I'M HERE SAM I AM I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
Donut: why was that necessary
Dicksucker Jr: because randomness is necessary all the time
Ultra sub: Barfy please change my name back
Slayed mother: nope :)
Ultra sub: this is soo unfair
Ultra sub: the one time I dont top I get called a sub
Ultra sub: is this really what we're doing here babe
Slayed mother: y e s : )
Spongey: that smile is cursed
Bomby: no its stupid Spongey
Bomby: just fucking stupid
Ultra sub: I agree
Slayed mother: its sounds like your just mad tbh
Ultra sub: I'm honestly not I'm just acting mad so I dont look like a pillow princess
Dicksucker Jr: what the fuck is a pillow princess
Donut: please tell me it's not a kink or a fetish or something
Ultra sub: what ew it's not any of those
Ultra sub: idiot
Dicksucker: isn't lesbian lingo
Slayed mother: *lesbo lingo*
Gayjelly: yes
Bomby: that one sounds ten times better
Dicksucker Jr: but what the fuck does it mean goddamn it
Slayed mother: it means the your basically a bottom bitch
Ultra sub: and all tops should worship you since your the bottom bitch princess
Ultra sub: the most privileged of bottoms
Naily: owo cool
Naily: could you and bb tell us some more lesbo lingo
Dicksucker: yeah I wanna learn all 'bout lesbians today!
Ultra sub: um okay
Slayed mother: there's lipstick lesbian which is basically a femme lesbian
Gayjelly: barfy! Give us the meaning to things we dont already know dumbass
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
