Tree sluggishly lifted himself off of his bed and groaned, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. He probably would have stayed in bed if it wasn't for the fact that he had to make a quick trip to Walmart to get some beer and wine since they dont have any in the fridge. Tree got off his bed reluctantly and put one the yellow sweater bottle had knitted for him and a pair of dark blue jean shorts with sandals. He put his phone in his pocket, not bothering to make sure what he was wearing matched.
Tree opened his door and walked out into the hallway, " Hey dumbasses," Everyone opened their doors to their rooms to see what Tree was yelling about. He continued, " If any of you want to go to Walmart with me, that'd be great. I don't want to carry everything by myself."
"Because he's lazy as SHIT! Ha!"
"Shut up Liy no one fucking asked you." Tree glared at Liy, "Anyways, who wants to come?"
Pen shrugged, " Guess I'll go."
"OH YEAH! I almost forgot- Tree, can we also buy some hydrogen peroxide?" Pillow asked innocently.
" Sure- fine, whatever! I dont fucking care. Just get your stupid asses into my car."
One hour later...
Hades is online
Hades: I hate going to walmart so fucking much
Remote, liy, ben and blackhole are online
Remote: what the fuck did walmart do to you
Blackhole: yeah what's going on
Hades: I apparently ran into the worst beast you can encounter on a trip to a walmart
Ben: wait you ran into a
Ben: FUCKING KAREN
Hades: correct
Liy: yknow I don't usually feel this way
Liy: especially towards you tree
Liy: but FUCK I feel really bad for you
Remote: yeah
Ben: definitely
Blackhole: how did you encounter her
Hades: hold on she's telling me more dumb shit brb
Hades is offline
"ARE YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE FUCK!?@" A lady with blonde hair with terribly cut short hair and a red tank top screamed.
Tree looked up from his phone with the bottle of white wine clutched in one hand, " No, I wasn't. In fact I couldn't give 2 shits about what you're yelling about to be honest."
The old women gasped, " OHH YOU MILLENNIALS ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!! FROM YOU CLOTHING TO YOUR ACTIONS EVERYTHING-"
"I never knew we were talking about clothes? If so, mate you really need to buy some better fuckin' shoes. I mean c'mon, who the fuck wears Cros for God's sake. I mean-
"AND THEN YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT!! YOUR A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE N#@GER WHO SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!"
" Can you put the beer that you took out of my cart back please. I have places to be and people to fucking search for-"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER YOU BLACK FUCK! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!
Tree sighed and rubbed his eyes," I'm from Australia.I'm Australian, you fucking idiot. Y'know what I'm gonna leave you here, I cannot waste my time on a fucking Karen for fucks sake. I'm fucking tired." Tree took his cart and left, grabbing 3 12 packs of beer on the way out of the aisle.
Hades is online
Ben: YAY TREE!!
Ben: YOUR BACK!! ❤
Biscuit is online
Biscuit: lol gay
Sir Voresalot is online
Biscuit is offline
Sir Voresalot is offline
Liy: y'all bottle is depressed
Liy: like tree depressed y'know
Blackhole: she's really depressed
Hades: dont worry we're almost done shopping
Hades: hey dumbass did you find the hydrogen peroxide
Ben: yup!
Ben: were at the self check out place
Hades: cool
Hades is offline
Blackhole: I'm surprised that this is going so smoothly
Blackhole: too smoothly
Liy: something's gonna go badly
Liy: I can feel it
Ben: inside my bones
Remote: they turn electric baby when I turn it on
Sir Voresalot is online
Sir Voresalot: I hate life
Remote: oh noes! She's turning into fanny
Liy: shut up bottle your not fucking special
Liy: we all hate life you shit eating mule
Ben: the fuck is a mule
Liy: a mule is a useless horse that no one wants
Ben: ouch that shit hurted
Sir Voresalot is offline
Remote: *hurten
Blackhole: you guys are complete assholes
THEND
[Guys dont worry when I wrote this Karen's were relevant. My mom even called me a karen because I apparently couldnt mind my business when my mom was talking to my sister. At the dining table in front of everybody. I'm 13 btw.
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
