BFB TEXTING

THAT WAS SOMETHING

Liy, ben and remote are online

Liy: is there anything else that has happened in matchmaker chatroom before we were added

Ben: not really

Ben: it was just really gay

Ben: especially with all the lesbians in the chat 

Remote: and you didnt think about added me and liy's gay asses until the finale stretch 

Ben: look like I said before I'm sorry

Tree is online

Ben: hey treey!

Tree: dont call me that

Liy: how do you even pronounce that anyways

Ben: tree-y that's how you pronounce it

Tree: anyways I heard that we can't spread any of the info inside matchmakers speaking area with anyone who's not in it

Blackhole is online 

Blackhole: what the hell is that 

Liy: a place with a bunch of horny lesbians 

Remote: heaven 

Tree: crist you guys treat your sexuality as if it's just your personality 

Liy: oh shut up tree

Liy: you've always been the biggest  gay boi tsundere to pen

Liy: there's no doubt that you like him

Remote: but then you act like a total douche so that you dont have to face those feelings because you're emotionally incompetent

Blackhole: well…

Tree: you guys take everything out of proportion 

Tree: I wasn't even talking about pen and then you just had to bring him into this 

Tree: AND FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON

Pie and white  privileged ass eater are online

Pie: okay what's the beef

White privileged ass eater: it what's the tea sis, pie

White privileged ass eater: but anyways yeah what's the beef

Liy: tree's whining like a little bitch

Tree: remote and liy think that being gay is apart of your personality 

Pie: I mean

Pie: being gay is apart of your character 

White privileged ass eater: it's not really a personality trait

Remote: WE NEVER SAID IT WAS

Blackhole: this isn't really a big deal so can you three should just calm down

Ben: please

Tree: I'll have you know that this isn't my fault 

Liy: sure

Tree: and I'm not buying any of that special toilet paper you and remote like until you BOTH apologize 

Liy: okay tree now that's just cruel 

Pie: why do we have to suffer for liy and remote's crimes

Tree: well you don't want me to kill them do you

White privileged as eater: please 

White privileged ass eater: kill them

Pie: I'd rather have that good ass toilet paper than wipe my ass with goddamn paper

Liy: damn you 2

Pie: whatever

Pie is offline

Tree: I'm gonna go sleep so bad day to you

Tree: liy and remote

Tree is offline 

White privileged ass eater: I have research to do and theories to make

Ben: legends say that pillow is the all mighty king we call

Ben: game theory 

Blackhole: woah

White privileged  ass eater: yep so byeee

White privileged  ass eater is offline

Blackhole: my purpose has been fulfilled 

Blackhole: I shall now disintegrate into dust to join my love ones

Blackhole: farewell

Blackhole is offline

Liy: well that was dramatic 

Ben: okay guys what if I told you that I had a slight crush on tree

Remote: yay more people to set up

Ben: NO

Ben: I mean I can do it myself 

Ben: I don't need help

Liy: tell us when the shuttle lands

Ben: well I won't need to because it won't

Remote: sure

Liy: suurre

No more than thirty minutes later

Ben is online

Ben: I need your help

Liy and remote are online

Liy: we thought so

THEND