FREE FOOD INTRO

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Eraser added Bell, Fries, Marker, Stapy, Puffball, Yellow Face and Foldy to GIVE ME FREE FOOD YF

Everyone's online 

Fries: the fuck is this

Eraser: a group chat 

Eraser: duh

Fries: well I know that but why would you make it 

Bell: he wants food apparently 

Bell: and he wants it free 

Eraser: u r correct 

Stapy: how are you even going to get any free food

Marker: oh! He could steal some samples from a local Bakery I know

Marker: me and puffball used to do that every Sunday

Puffball: until I apparently got a charge for sexual harassment 

Foldy: how did that even happen 

Fries: I'm honestly not surprised 

Bell: how?!

Fries: she probably went there drunk

Fries: or completely sober 

Stapy: but that doesn't make any sense 

Foldy: yea it doesn't 

Fries: well that's puffball for ya 

Stapy: honestly you 2 have a weird relationship 

Fires: noted 

Eraser: marker you never mentioned that pin was the one who owned that local bakery

Marker: oh yeah now I remember 

Marker: pin caught us trying to steal some yoyle muffins 

Marker: so puffball said she'd distract her and I should sneaky deank the muffins out of the store 

Puffball: I tried flirting with her but she apparently didn't like what I said so

Puffball: she called a restraining order on me and but me in jail for a year!

Bell: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Fries: I'm not shocked 

Eraser: Bell come quick

Bell: why

Eraser: coinys chasing me 

Bell: but why 

Eraser: let's just say this weekend is gonna be the bomb for you and me! 

Marker: oh earthworm Sally, he stole the cheese bread and strawberry shortcakes

Eraser: yup now pls hurry bell hes getting close and I'm getting tired 

Bell: k I'm coming

Eraser: thank you

Eraser and Bell are offline

Fries: I feel like I should do something

Foldy: hey you know the saying

Foldy: if you're not online when it happens it's not your problem 

Fries: oh yeah I forgot about that 

Foldy: anyway cya later gotta write fanfics

Stapy: cya

Marker: gotta eat dirt and cake bye

Puffball: and i gotta find out how much ruby's cocaine cost

Fries: what

Puffball is offline

Fries: yeah no you're not running away that easily pb 

Fries, Foldy, Stapy and Marker are offline

Yf:: :/

Yf is offline

THE END

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