Gay ball is online in parent's chatroom
Gay ball added lollipop to chatroom
Lollipop is online
Lollipop: wtf is this
Gay ball: the fuxk is wrong with you man
Lollipop: ?
Lollipop: oh yeah it's about that time I came over to your place just to convince you to let grassy,fJ and rocky walk around the neighborhood
Balloony, Block dad, Cloudy and BIsket mom are online
Dicksucker is online
Balloony: WHAT
Balloony: THAT DEVIL CHILD WAS AROUNDD MY SON
Block dad: oh my fucking god
Block dad: bb get my belt
Bisket mom: on it
Cloudy: christ can you guys stop overreacting, it's not that big of a deal
Dicksucker: yeah and what's wrong with my son anyways
Leafy is online
Leafy: he's a sin from hell
Slayed mother is online
Slayed mother: sent here by satan to torture me, donut and bomby for the rest of our depressing lives forever
Lollipop: who the fuck is that
Mom slayer taco is online
Mom slayer taco: barfbag
Gay ball: anyways why the fuck would you think that would work
Lollipop: the thing is that I didn't even want to come over
Lollipop: taco forced me too
Dicksucker: wait why is golf ball's name gay ball
Cloudy: probably because she's y'know
Cloudy: gay
Block dad: oh yeah she even said that some new lady friend of hers let her stay the night at her place
Dicksucker: damn
Dicksucker: taco fam you got some competition bro liiiiikeeee
Mom slayer taco added book to parents chat
Book is online
Book: what is this
BIsket mom: a hell chatroom
Book: oh okay then why is it called parents chat
Leafy: you see, book
Leafy: all the parent here suck at being parents
Leafy: especially firey
Dicksucker: fair
Leafy: and you too will become a terrible parent
Mom slayer taco: I mean she already is
Mom slayer taco: she spent about 2 years of her time harassing me and neglecting her daughter because I apparently abandoned everyone
Mom slayer taco: even though I was only gone for like a month
Book: still you didn't tell anyone where you were what were we supposed to do
Mom slayer taco: maybe y'know not ridicule me once I came back
Book: look y'know I feel terrible about that and I'm sorry for doing that
Book: you know that
Mom slayer taco: well that still doesn't change the fact that I still feel hated by everyone around me
Mom slayer taco: dumbass
Mom slayer taco is offline
Dicksucker: the fuck was that
Gay ball: I have no clue but all I know is that it was emotional and I don't like it
Block dad: same
Lollipop: I would say that two if I wasn't one of the people that caused her to get diagnosed with depression and anxiety
Slayed mother: excuse me WHAT
Lollipop: she didn't tell you
Slayed mother: no
Lollipop: hm, well then go ask her she's your girlfriend is she not
Slayed mother is offline
Cloudy: damn this got depressing
Bisket mom: very
Gay ball: so yeah
Gay ball: never do that again
Lollipop: noted
Lollipop: but I can still come over right
Gay ball: duh! of course
Block dad: gay
Balloony: guys you just can't assume that everyone is gay just because they're hanging out with someone of the same gender
Cloudy: I don't know balloony
Cloudy: I've heard from a little birdy that both lollipop and taco have this charm on girls that make girls want them
Gay ball: still that doesn't make me gay
Block dad: sure
Dicksucker: yeah no it the same with loser and coiny
Dicksucker: once loser came along coiny started questioning his sexuality and realised that having another guy
Dicksucker: me
Dicksucker: suck his dick was gay
Dicksucker: so gb watch out
Gay ball: whatever dumbass
Dicksucker: at least I'm getting ass AAAAAAA
gay ball is offline
Cloudy: oof
THEND
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...