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Gay ball is online in parent's chatroom 

Gay ball added lollipop to chatroom

Lollipop is online 

Lollipop: wtf is this

Gay ball: the fuxk is wrong with you man

Lollipop: ?

Lollipop: oh yeah it's about that time I came over to your place just to convince you to let grassy,fJ and rocky walk around the neighborhood 

Balloony, Block dad, Cloudy and BIsket mom are online

Dicksucker is online

Balloony: WHAT

Balloony: THAT DEVIL CHILD WAS AROUNDD MY SON

Block dad: oh my fucking god

Block dad: bb get my belt

Bisket mom: on it

Cloudy: christ can you guys stop overreacting, it's not that big of a deal

Dicksucker: yeah and what's wrong with my son anyways 

Leafy is online

Leafy: he's a sin from hell

Slayed mother is online 

Slayed mother: sent here by satan to torture me, donut and bomby for the rest of our depressing lives forever

Lollipop: who the fuck is that

Mom slayer taco is online

Mom slayer taco: barfbag 

Gay ball: anyways why the fuck would you think that would work

Lollipop: the thing is that I didn't even want to come over

Lollipop: taco forced me too 

Dicksucker: wait why is golf ball's name gay ball

Cloudy: probably because she's y'know 

Cloudy: gay

Block dad: oh yeah she even said that some new lady friend of hers let her stay the night at her place

Dicksucker: damn 

Dicksucker: taco fam you got some competition bro liiiiikeeee

Mom slayer taco added book to parents chat

Book is online

Book: what is this

BIsket mom: a hell chatroom

Book: oh okay then why is it called parents chat

Leafy: you see, book

Leafy: all the parent here suck at being parents

Leafy: especially firey

Dicksucker: fair

Leafy: and you too will become a terrible parent

Mom slayer taco: I mean she already is

Mom slayer taco: she spent about 2 years of her time harassing me and neglecting her daughter because I apparently abandoned everyone 

Mom slayer taco: even though I was only gone for like a month

Book: still you didn't tell anyone where you were what were we supposed to do 

Mom slayer taco: maybe y'know not ridicule me once I came back

Book: look y'know I feel terrible about that and I'm sorry for doing that 

Book: you know that

Mom slayer taco: well that still doesn't change the fact that I still feel hated by everyone around me

Mom slayer taco: dumbass

Mom slayer taco is offline

Dicksucker: the fuck was that

Gay ball: I have no clue but all I know is that it was emotional and I don't like it

Block dad: same

Lollipop: I would say that two if I wasn't one of the people that caused her to get diagnosed with depression and anxiety 

Slayed mother: excuse me WHAT

Lollipop: she didn't tell you

Slayed mother: no

Lollipop: hm, well then go ask her she's your girlfriend is she not

Slayed mother is offline

Cloudy: damn this got depressing 

Bisket mom: very

Gay ball: so yeah 

Gay ball: never do that again

Lollipop: noted

Lollipop: but I can still come over right 

Gay ball: duh! of course 

Block dad: gay

Balloony: guys you just can't assume that everyone is gay just because they're hanging out with someone of the same gender

Cloudy: I don't know balloony

Cloudy: I've heard from a little birdy that both lollipop and taco have this charm on girls that make girls want them

Gay ball: still that doesn't make me gay

Block dad: sure

Dicksucker: yeah no it the same with loser and coiny

Dicksucker: once loser came along coiny started questioning his sexuality and realised that having another guy

Dicksucker: me

Dicksucker: suck his dick was gay 

Dicksucker: so gb watch out

Gay ball: whatever dumbass

Dicksucker: at least I'm getting ass AAAAAAA

gay ball is offline

Cloudy: oof

THEND

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