Slayed mother, Mom slayer taco, Gayjelly and Donut are online
Donut: okay
Donut: I want you guys to answer this honestly
Mom slayer taco: okay?
Donut: last night I heard some very strange activities happening from your room
Donut: barfbag
Gayjelly: uh oh
Gayjelly: taco fam you been caught bro
Mom slayer taco: damnit, aw shit
Donut: lots of…
Donut: bed creaking noises
Donut: barf bag please answer
Slayer mother: I have no idea what you're talking about
Dicksucker jr is online
Dicksucker jr: yoooo
Dicksucker Jr: taco you a beast my man
Dicksucker jr: a god damn BEAST
Mom slayer taco: I know
Dicksucker jr: so how was it
Donut: y'know what I think I got all the context I need now, bye!
Donut is offline
Gayjelly: finally he's gone
Gayjelly: now I can add my bf to the chat
Gayjelly added Dicksucker to ICECUBE WORSHIPING CULTROOM
Dicksucker is online
I <3 yaoi and yuri is online
Dicksucker: hey babe
Gayjelly: :))
Mom slayer taco: wait you and firey are a thing
Gayjelly: uh yeah
Gayjelly: ever since he left his hot melting cum inside of me l felt like my life had been complete
Slayed mother: ew
Mom slayer taco: oh please
Mom slayer taco: like he could last anymore than a good five seconds
Dicksucker: are you challenging me taco?
I<3 yuri and yaoi: owo hi you guys! <33
Dicksucker Jr: yay naily's back
Gayjelly: dude I hope you know that you didn't have caps lock on
Dicksucker jr: I meant to type it like that idot
Slayed mother: hey Jr rather than trying to insult people but ultimately failing because you can't spell a basic word like idiot
Slayed mother: try to y'know go over your spelling because you spell like a goddamn two year old on meth
Slayed mother: thank you
Dicksucker: how the fuck did you know that
Slayed mother: know what exactly
Dicksucker : that when fj was a baby I accidentally put meth into his baby bottle thinking it was powdered milk and let him drink it.
Slayed mother: you are a TERRIBLE parent
Mom slayer taco: then why did balloony add him to the parent's chat room then
Slayed mother: because he's a goddamn clown
I<3 yuri and yaoi: I guys I thought this chapter was going to be about me
Gayjelly: well it's not
Dicksucker: go cry me a fucking river for all i care
Dicksucker Jr: yeah dumbass
I<3 yuri and yaoi: I hate you guys sometimes I really do
Mom slayer taco: I mean you're the one who's fetishizing gay people
Slayed mother: ei. Gay men
I<3 yuri and yaoi: what does that even mean
Slayed mother: that being
I<3 yuri and yaoi: thx and I don't fetishize gay guys
Gayjelly: says the girl who has a yaoi pillow and buys yaoi manga every week
I <3 yuri and yaoi: y'know what I'm going go chat with my shipping friends because there the only people who support me and don't be mean to me
I<3 yuri and yaoi is offline
Slayed mother: sweetie you used the wrong there it's they're
Slayed mother: also it's 'and aren't mean to me' not ' and don't be mean to me'
Slayed mother: use proper grammar sweetheart
Mom slayer taco: get called out
Gayjelly: yeah
Dicksucker Jr: I mean bb is the grammar police of this chat
Dicksucker jr: it's basically her job
Dicksucker: to piss people off
Slayed mother: and I love it ;)
Mom slayer taco: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Slayed mother: stop
THEND
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BFB TEXTING
FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
