Ben, Liy and remote are online
Ben: so when will you too help me
Liy: 2 and we will right now dumbass
Ben: okay but I'm just saying it's been almost a whole month since I told you
Remote: if you keep complaining asshole
Remote: we won't help
Ben: fine okay I'll stop
Ben: so do you guys have any advice for me
Liy: yes I do
Remote: yes we do
Liy: who said you knew anything about getting people together remote
Remote: how would you know
Liy: good point but anyways
Liy: the advice I would give to is to
Liy: just
Ben: yes
Liy: GO FOR IT
Liy: TREE COME ONLINE YOU ASSHOLE
Hades, Sir Voresalot and Biscuit are online
Ben: LIY STOP IT IM NOT READY
Ben: AHHAHAHAAHAHAH
Ben is offline
Biscuit: the fuck happened here
Liy: come on pen it's not that big of a deal
Remote: yeah and if they reject you it won't be that bad
Liy: yeah they may just hate you forever and may never want to see your ugly ungodly face ever again
Ben is online
Ben: guys stooop
Sir voresalot: pen what's going on
Hades: yeah and whatever it is I hate it
Remote: pen just confess
Liy: it's not that hard
Ben: fine but one of you guys have to say your crush first
Biscuit: really
Biscuit: this is what we're talking about
Ben: SHUT UP PIE THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY
Ben: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Biscuit: no I don't
Liy: wait you don't
Biscuit: no not at all
Hades: but aren't you and bottle dating
Sir voresalot: guys come on, we're just friends!
Sir voresalot: right pie
Biscuit is offline
Sir Voresalot: oh
Hades: maybe you should think about you and pie's relationship status more
Ben: yeah you probably should
Liy: pen confess
Ben: no
Liy: pie confessed that she has a crush on bottle so now it's your turn
Biscuit, white privileged ass eater and blackhole are online
Biscuit: I did not say that
Remote: uh oh somebody's maaad
Liy: aww does the whlittle bwaby nweed her bwottle~
Blackhole: woah okay what's this all about
Hades: something about pie and bottle not knowing what they are
Hades: relationship wise
Blackhole: well that's easy
Blackhole: they're dating right
White privileged ass eater: what no they aren't, they're just friends
Biscuit: thank you pillow?
White privileged ass eater : why the ? Pie
Biscuit: I don't know if it's helpful yet
White privileged ass eater: what?
Biscuit: I'm gonna go hang out with some friends
Sir voresalot: can I come piey?
Biscuit is offline
Sir Voresalot: oh I guess it's a no
Sir voresalot: okay
Sir voresalot is offline and she wants to cry
Liy: oof that's tough
Remote: PEN CONFESS NOW
Ben: y'know what
Ben: I'm gonna hangout with pie!
Ben: we've never really hung out with each other before so I think it's a good idea
Liy: you fucking coward
Ben: YES I AM AND IM PROUD ASSHOLE
Ben is offline
Liy: well I didn't want it to have to come to this but
Liy: remote we need matchmaker shits to help out with this one
Remote: k
Hades: doesn't he have a crush on eraser and from my knowledge
Hades: eraser is already dating blocky
White privileged ass eater: man you're slow
Liy: that's a good thing
Blackhole: can you guys please tell me what matchmaker shits is
Liy: a bunch of horny lesbians setting up lesbians
Remote: but they do make exceptions
Hades: first of all
Hades: blocky made the chat and second of all
Hades: blocky's bi
Liy: tree that's what everyone calls it
Liy: even blocky so stop trying to be a smartass
White privileged ass eater: dumbass
Hades: I will snap your fucking neck pillow
White privileged ass eater: okay I'll stop
THEND
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
