All of the users in YF GIVE ME FREE FOOD are online
Eraser added Block dad to the chat
Block dad is online
Block dad: hey babe
Eraser: hiii
Bell: your kidding me
Puffball: there's literally no way you have a boyfriend
Eraser: well I do and he's the best and strongest person in the world so kys
Block dad: aw thanks bro
Eraser: np bro
Fries: can you guys not spam me while I'm driving
Foldy: why did you come online then
Fries: to tell you to stop
Stapy: I never thought I'd have to say this to you fries but
Stapy: PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING ROAD
Fries: okay that's fair
Fries is offline
Foldy: it's like with each day he becomes more and more chaotic
Puffball: and I love it so fucking much
Block dad: not too chaotic right
Eraser: of course not
Block dad: good because I need you to take up a very important task eraser
Eraser: okay? What is it?
Block dad changed Eraser's nickname to Papa Eraser
Papa Eraser: ohhhh
Block dad: yup! You're gonna take care of grassy for the first without me around!
Puffball: oof it's your first time doing that
Bell: trust level is at 0
Papa Eraser: shut it you fags Blocky does trust me
Block dad: I do
Block dad: but anyways, you're gonna watch him while I run some errands
Marker: like what
Marker: is it eating dirt and if so I want to come
Block dad: no that's not what it is
Marker: oh
Block dad: anyways I'll be coming over to drop him of
Papa Eraser: you mean off baby
Papa Eraser: babe?
Bell: oh shit
Foldy: shit hit the fucking fan boys
Stapy: uh oh
Papa Eraser: blocky you okay dude
Block dad: he's gone
Bell: who
Bell: oh yeah nvm it's grassy
Papa Eraser: WHAT HOW IS HE GONE
Block dad: IDK HE SAID HE WANTED TO TAKE SOME OF HIS FAVORITE XBOX GAMES ALONG SO HE WENT UPSTAIRS TO HIS ROOM
Block dad: BUT NOW HE'S NOT THERE
Papa Eraser: oh my fucking god where do you think he went!
Block dad: idk! He could be anywhere
Bell: yeah I have no clue either like legit no clue
Foldy: me neither
Puffball: he's with taco
Block dad: how would you know that?!
Puffball: just look at matchmaker shits
Block dad is offline
Block dad is online
Block dad: that bitch
Block dad: I'm gonna fucking kill her
Papa Eraser: okay guys i gotta go calm down blocky so cya
Papa Eraser is offline
Block dad: puffball do you know where she's taking him
Puffball: she's taking him to her place
Block dad: tell them that they have one warning to release my son and that no one will get fucking killed with my bare fucking hands
Bell: oh wow-
Bell: I'm very scared for bleh for once oh shit
Foldy: yeah they're dead
Puffball: k
Puffball is offline
Marker: I saw the nofic and she said she doesn't care
Block dad: it's time
Block dad is offline
Bell: bleh is so fucking dead
Marker: that rhymed
Foldy: no
Stapy: not at all
Puffball is online
Puffball: not at all or whatsoever you dirt eating dumbass
Marker: : (
Bell: ew
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
