BFB TEXTING

YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT

Match and pencil are online

Fanny is online

Fanny: hi you fucking whores

Match: look fanny I just want to say sorry about the whole kidnapping thing and on my part

Match: I did absolutely nothing wrong

Pencil: you're kidding 

Lightning, Bubble, Ruby and Bloom are online

Fanny: lightning why the fuck are you screaming

Bloom: that's what I was wondering

Lightning: lord jesus christ give me the patience and perseverance to not just sock sb right in he fucking face

Lightning: please

Bubble: what's going on?

Fanny: yeah lightning only does that when he just can deal with someone's stupidity 

Bloom: and he mentioned snowball so

Ruby: he's probably doing something incredibly stupid right now

Lightning: IT IS STUPID SOO FUCKING STUPID

Lightning: IT SHOWS HOW STUPID HE IS

Match: I mean he did drop out of high school 

Pencil: yeah and after repeating senior year three times 

Bubble: I honestly think the school just gave up on him and they just told him one day that he had to leave

Bloom: accurate 

Lightning: so here's the the tea sisters

Lightning: sb is going to go hang with some of his 'friends' okay

Lightning: and apparently he thinks that wearing a black zombie themed t-shirt, a blazer, a goddamn fedora, fucking sunglasses and ripped jeans

Lightning:  then top it off with some lime green shoes which is 'obviously' something a normal ass person wears. An when you put that all together 

Lightning: tada!

Lightning: you get a terrible outfit to show to people that you don't know how to dress in the slightest, in fact

Lightning: you can't even just make yourself look put to together because of this horrible collage of clothing

Lightning: I honestly think I can dress better completely wasted and stoned 

Bubble: maybe he was drunk and you can really blame him entirely for that

Lightning: right but before he got dressed we we're having a conversation about women and football

Lightning: and how women are only supposed to play tennis for some weird reason

Bloom: huh

Match: honestly you should just let him walk out like that for a good 20 minutes and see how many people stare at him before that one person comes up to tell him the honest truth

Fanny: that is an idea I honestly can't hate

Bubble: what the fuck am I seeing

Lightning: I told you man 

Bubble: god bless his soul

Ruby: does he really look that bad

Lightning: yes

Bubble: yes 

Lightning: and now he's going out the front door

Lightning: and he's gone 

Fanny: no way he actually went out like that

Bubble: wait you saw him

Fanny: yeah though my window

Bloom: you took a picture right lightning 

Lightning: correct

Pencil: then send it in 

Lightning: nah not yet

Lightning: I want the after photo

Bloom: why

Lightning: so I can send it to all my trans pals so we can laugh and mock his homophobic and probably transphobic ass for all eternity 

Lightning: or to make him know how dumb he must have been thinking to let himself walk outside like this

Fanny: and to also break down his very high ego because it is way too high for anyone to even remotely like

Pencil: it's even bigger than flower's 

Bloom: you mean yours dumbass m

Bloom: my ego isn't as high as it used to be 

Match: so basically she's a bitch but not to much of a bitch for people to not like her

Ruby: can y'all say on topic

Fanny: yeah because I hate people who go off topic

Lightning: it's annoying 

Bubble: it is

Bloom: ugh fine sorry

Lightning: anyways let's wait and see what happens from here

Fanny: yup

Not even a good thirty minutes later in the iance house household

The front door burst open as Sb ran into the door. He screamed, " LIGHTNING HOW COULD YOU LET ME GO OUT LIKE THIS!!!!!!" 

Lightning was silently sitting on the couch and looking at his phone. He looked up at Snowball with a pouted face and took a picture of his now red teary eyed 'friend'. 

Snowball huffed and slammed the door shut, stalking up the stairs to his room as the loud creak of the floorboards carried over onto each step. All the other members were watching Sb stomp grumpily to his room  and giggled. SB groaned, "Could you guys stop doing that!" He complained.

Fanny stepped out of her room to clap back, " We'll stop when you learn how to actually, y'know dress! And judging by what fuckery you're wearing right now," Fanny chuckled before continuing, " It's going to take a goddamn century to learn how to make yourself look even slightly put together!"

Everyone laughed and cackled at what Fanny had said. Snowball on the other hand ignored her since he didn't want to waste his precious time on someone like Fanny. So he barricaded himself in his room for the rest of the day. Also unbeknownst to him, this whole ordeal was recorded for all to see and laugh at on YouTube by match. Who had set up a camera to record downstairs and recorded with her phone upstairs.

Snowball now regrets ever wanting to live with anyone he is living with right now.

THEND