BFB TEXTING

SEARCH PARTY(1)

Liy created a new group chat

Liy named group chat Let's find this hoe

Liy added everyone

Everyone's online

Gay1: who said I wanted to help yall

Ruby: oop

Gay2: yeah we cant lol were on a date

Hades: are you both seriously that fucking lazy

Gay1: well uh-

Gay1: yes

Bubble: can we just get this over with 

Bubble: I already hate the fact that I'm in a group with lollipop 

Lollipop: why /:)) 

Bubble: cuz I hate u

Liy: okay whatever 

Liy: have you guys found pie yet

Marker: nope

Gay ball: girl hid herself good

Gay ball: despite how fucking fat she is 

Pin: hey!

Pin: that's fatphobic!

Nick nick: shut up dumbass I'm trying to concentrate 

Lollipop: then turn off ur notifs you fucking donkey

Nick nick: fine

Nickel turned off his notifications and turned towards Baseball, "Y'know you don't have to help me with this. All the people in this gc are fucking idiots and you barely even know them-"

"Shhhh… Nickel just hush. I want to help, mkay?" Baseball grinned childishly, Nickel groaned.

"Fine," He opened up google maps, "Now where should we go, you know, to look for Pie?"

"Hmm maybe-" Baseball was cut off by a scream from downstairs.

"WHY IS THERE A HOBO IN OUR GARBAGE?" Trophy screeched. 

"Oh my god it's her."

"Who-"

Nickel cut Baseball off, " Pie! I'm honestly not surprised. Her team is known for doing weird shit."

"Okay?" Baseball ignored the last part. 

Anyways, Baseball and Nickel rushed downstairs to see Trophy hugging Soap because he was  shaking like a fucking idoit.

"Fucking baby." Nickel whispered to Baseball as they headed outside to the trash bin.

"I heard that fucktard!" Trophy yelled angrily which made them both laugh more as Trophy groaned.

Baseball and Nickel were finally at the trash bin. Nickel pulled out his phone and turned on his flashlight to see Pie holding a piece of half eaten stale toast as she took a bite out of it. They both cringed as the sight and Pie turned her head looked towards them.

"Oh hey." She mumbles.

"What the actual fuck is wrong with you?" Baseball asked as he was now scarred for life.

"A lot of things." Nickel and Pie say in unison. Baseball had an uncomfortable smile on his face.

"Well anyways," Nickel started to find Tree's number on his phone, " I want my pizza and cheap red wine so you're coming with us."

"Where are you taking me exactly?"

"Where else would I fucking take you to?! A fucking BAR?! NO, dumbass I'm taking you to your team."

Pie gagged inwardly, "I'm sorry but you cannot do that."

Nickel looked at Baseball and whispered, "Fucking grab her, man!"
 
"Fuck no! Just no…"

"What's going on, crackers?"

They all turn their heads to the parking lot to see a short lady walking up to them. 

"Wait… Taco?" Baseball screamed and Taco shushed him.

"Look I'm technically not supposed to be here for a number of reasons but," She glanced towards Pie, " Since I heard there was a reward for the first person to find this bitch, I thought I'd take the chance."

"Wow mhmm, that's lovely sweetheart but you see, I'm tired as fuck and Baseball wanted to do this because he's a good person and I wanted food because the food here sucks and I'm poor." Nickel put his hands on his hips and tilted his head to the side with a sarcastic smile on his face.

Taco cackled, " You're a funny little man huh? Well has the one person you've actually loved just broken up with you because you failed to change what you've done wrong and how fucked your morals are? Then when you're really trying to change, now they don't want you back because they never want to experience what they had experienced with you ever again. Now you're doubting yourself in almost every aspect of your life and now you're depressed so you now have a job on the dark web where you have to harvest animal bone collagen and various other things. Then while hacking out the bones of a small deer you realised that she would hate the path you've taken in life and will never ever see you as a good or at least semi good human being ever again."

They all looked at her for a solid minute or two before Nickel broke the silence.

"Are you okay?"

Taco sighed, " No," she gasped and she snapped her fingers as she remembered something, " Oh yeah! I also got fired from my previous job that paid me 2k a year! Isn't that nice."

"Fine you guys can take me back to my team, you can stop with all that sob story shit because you've got me." She leaned on the trash bin and sniffed her clothed armpit and cringe, "Please take me like right now. I need a shower."

"Weren't you gone for like a month?" Nickel asked.

"Month and a half."

"Well anyways," Baseball scratched the back of his head, "We should probably get going."

"Yeah if Pickle were to see me out here, he would scoble like a goose!"

They stared at her for a moment and Taco looked awkwardly, "Uh you know? Hehe, right?"

"No."

"Nope."

"Not a clue sweetie!"

"Well then we should get going."

"Yeah."

END CHAPTER