LOLLI's APOLOGIZES(2)
Everyone hopped into Ruby's van aka the FREESMART SUPER VAN
Match: damn this thing is like, just how I remember it
Ruby: I know right! I tried to keep everything int-
Match: my good why did pencil pick those bright ass lights, they're like all over the fucking car! Dumb bitch.
Lollipop: hey, hey, hey can we like, y'know get a move on for fucks sake!
Gelatin: yeah bitch I need a good fucking and sucking right now, I can't be wasting time on shit like this.
Balloony: you do realize that you actually have to be sorry right?
Gelatin: we are!
Lollipop: yeah! But the thing is that we just wanna get this shit over with my guy, you know?
Flower: rubes babe, can you just please start the car? I want to watch gossip girl in the comfort of my room and not in front of these rats.
Everyone:
Lollipop: y'know that sounded incredibly racist
*Ruby starts the car and drives to pins bakery since our girl bubs works there.*
*Ruby stops the van and tries her best to parallel park. Whatever that means*
Flower, annoyed: Ruby just park the fucking van
Ruby, determined: nah babes, I can do it trust me!
Gelatin: welp, about time I head out. *tumbles out of the van*
Gelatin: ow
Everyone else but Flower and Ruby: *hops out of the van*
Ruby: babe I-
Flower: *sigh* it's okay, Ruby. I honestly don't get why you want to parallel park this pigsty of a van so much.
Ruby: oh well okay, yaaay! Let's go!
With the others
*walk into bakery and immediately spot bubble.)
Lollipop, nervously sweating: heyyya, bubble...
Bubble, hella annoyed: ugh what do you want cum collector? Can't you just leave me the fuck alone you fucking tramp.
Everyone: * pikachu surprise face *
Lollipop, gulps: ahh well, we wanted to uh-
Balloony: we wanted to apologize to you bubble.
Gelatin: yeah!
Ruby: yup!
Match and TD shake their heads in unison.
Bubble: well okay, give me your apology then. *she crossed her arms *
Lollipop, takes a deep breath: look, we're sorry that we messed up your relationship with Fanny. Seriously, that was not my intention and I'm sorry it caused this much harm to you and her. I just wanted to make a funny little joke and then it just spiraled out of control and I'm sorry for that. If you never want to talk to me or any of us again, that would be very understandable. * stares at the ground in shame with her hands in her pockets*
Balloony: we should have known better when you literally told us all to stop but we didn't.
Gelatin: and well we obviously didn't do that since we're here, right? So yeah we messed up.
Balloony: and we're very sorry about what we've done to you and to Fanny.
Lollipop: truthfully , we are very sorry bubble.
Bubble: uh well... *she looks at ruby* don't you have at least something to say ruby?
Ruby: honestly I am sorry, bubs but I have no clue what to say tbh.
*TD grabs a small folded sheet of paper and hands it to Bubble.*
*Bubble reads the note, sometimes going back and forth between the note and everyone else for about 5 minutes. She folds the note back up and hands it back to TD.*
Bubble, sighs: okay I forgive you guys
Everyone: yaAYY-
Bubble: Ah BUT, that doesn't mean what you did didn't affect me or the relationship we have. It did but I won't hold this against you guys because you all gave a decent apology. Especially you, TD.
*TD smiles widely*
Lollipop: okay I'm cool with that
Gelatin: yeah
Balloony: agreed
Ruby: yup
Match: okay like sorry to bud in but I'm bored tbh
Pin: yeah and also, if you're not going to buy anything can you, you know, leave please.
Flower: jeez pin you did not have to be a bitch about it oh my god.
Snowball: yeah like are you ovulating or something Jesus, Mary and Joseph
*Everyone looks at SB with disgust*
Match: fuck off snowball
Snowball: *walks away* I fucking hate liberal women, those whores with their loose vaginas
Lollipop, shouts: we can still hear you dumbass!
Pin: so yeah buy something or leave please, we are very busy running this place and we don't need distractions like this right now, okay?
Ruby: mkay bitches! Back in the super rape van we go!
Flower: don't ever call it that again, please. I love you but like no.
Ruby: okay
*Flower kisses ruby on the cheek*
Lollipop and Gelatin: THATS SOME SPICY A MEATA BALLSZZ
END CHAPTER
An: okay so this chapter was made a long long time ago like almost 2 years ago so yeah this doesn't represent me now
Also no I'm not continuing this, I just want to post any unreleased chapters I had in the works (which was 2 ). I might possibly make cookie run fanfics but idk
If anyone I know irl sees this then no you didn't stop lying-
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BFB TEXTING
FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
