Only bubble, ruby, bloom and snowball are online
Ruby: snowball how come you're always online
Bloom: constantly
Snowball: cause I can you pieces ofnlesbian trash
Fanny is online
Fanny: 'of lesbian' you illiterate stupid ass bitch
Bubble: fanny that wasn't nice
Snowball: yeah and how are you online
Snowball: didnt pencil and match kidnap you or something
Pencil and match are online
Pencil: fanny get your stank ass back here bitch
Fanny: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Fanny offline
Bubble: oh yeah and about last weeks text messages
Lightning is online
Snowball: heyy lightning
Lightning: hi sbby
Bloom: that's gay
Snowball: shut up dyke
Bloom: fag
Bubble: anyways as I was saying
Bubble: snowball why would you say that
Snowball: cuz you and fanny are a thing right
Ruby: no they ain't
Ruby: I would know then
Bubble: WHAT!
Bubble: I- why
Bloom: because we apparently cant have any peace
Bloom: also I throw anyway all your weed and cocaine ruby
Ruby: no you didnt because I sold it to Gelatin and puffball
Snowball: WHY NOT ME
Ruby: cus I dont know you like dat
Ruby: stupid
Match: guys since I'm lazy as hell and not running after fanny I'll keep you updated from the free smart van
Bubble: k and also
Bubble: pencil please dont hurt fanny I love her too much
Pencil: no promises bubble
Pencil is offline
Match: so fanny ran to the free food house place thing and is shouting like crazy for them to let her in
Match: they let her in
Match: damn it
Bloom: why did you guys even kidnap her anyways
Lightning: oh that's because they think fanny and bubble have been fucking each other
Bloom: really
Lightning: I know it soo fucking stupid
Match: not like we think you and sb are a thing ha nooo
Snowball: I'm straight dumbass
Snowball: why would you assume I wasn't
Bubble: because this whole team isn't
Ruby: yup! Women are hot!
Ruby: especially flower
Bloom: oh~
Ruby: yeah~
Ruby and Bloom are offline
Snowball: wait flower was bloom
Lightning: yeah you didnt know
Snowball: how does the word bloom relate to flowers
Ruby is online
Ruby: because flowers bloom dumbass
Ruby is offline
Bubble: this team is a nightmare I swear to fucking god kill me
THEND
wait for it…..
Fanny is online
Fanny: please
Fanny: dont say that
Fanny: I hate it when you're suicidal
Bubble: I didn't mean it literally but thanks fanny
Fanny: wanna go out on a date after pencil's done chasing my ass
Bubble: hehe
Bubble: sure
THEND
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BFB TEXTING
FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
