All the members of Loser's chat are online
Eggy: needle have you finally gotten a gf yet
Pin: straight and to the point please
Coin creature: aaa
Clocky: what
Coin creature: yknow
Coin creature: point
Loser: please stop
Loser: but yeah have you
Homophobe2: noo
Leafy: well then I'll help you
Homophobe2: really
Dicksucker: no she's actually planning on fucking you in pencil's rape van
Dicksucker: of course she not gonna help you
Homophobe2: wait not
Leafy: firey shut up and go suck a dick
Dicksucker: I will gladly you desperate cunt
Dicksucker: you couldn't hook up with someone even if you tried
Dicksucker: you sad fucking potatoe
Leafy: FUCK YOU FIREY
Leafy: FUCK
Leafy: YOU
Leafy is offline
Cakey: guys can you not
Clocky: please
Clocky: me, cake, gaty, fanny and nickel are recording a podcast
Eggy: since when did you have a podcast
Cakey: he's had it for a year now
Coin creature: oh yeah I remember walking in on yall once
Coin creature: then you said that I had to stay for the rest of the podcast as a guest or some shit
Clocky: yeah
Loser: but why would you have one
Clocky: so me fanny and gaty can talking about how much we hate yourselves and how gay we are
Clocky: while also being completely stoned while doing so
Homophobe2: really
Homophobe2: that's it
Clocky: yeah do you think I have the brain complexity to talk about something productive to society
Dicksucker: he don't
Cakey: hey none of us do
Eggy: you fucking r******
Pin: isn't that a slur
Eggy: isn't your life a slur pin
Pin: um.. no? I don't think soo..?
Eggy: well it is because it's not allowed
Eggy: bitch
Eggy is offline
Loser: why can't we just be at least slightly functional for one day
Winner is added themself to Losers chat
Winner is online
Cakey: the fuck is that
Loser: get your dumbass ass out of here you price of shit. I fucking hate your ass so get the fuck out of my face you illiterate stupid fucking bitch face. I'll fucking beat your ass I swear to fucking god I'll fuck8ng kill the SHIT out of you, you fucking sjw. Fucking kill yourself you waste of space. You contribute nothing to society you useless piece of shit. You are a fucking piece of cow shit on the bottom of my fucking shoe. Kill yourself fucking KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB BITCH
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
