Everyone in death prevention cult is online
Bottle: hi everyone! <333
Ben: hello my innocent daughter!
Tree: yes hello
Liy: oh she isn't innocent anymore
Tree:what
Liy: you heard me
Tree: damn it I knew this day would come
Tree: pen get my demon summoning axe
Ben: okay I got
Tree: great now go kill pie
Pillow: what the hell tree
Tree: and that privileged white cunt that just spoke okay
Ben: I dont know
Tree: do it or I'm throwing away my chains
Ben: right on to it
Ben is offline
Remote: chains????
Blackhole: I hope you know that my mom is literally watching over everyone
Liy: prolly some weird kink tree and pen have or something
Ben is online
Ben: pie where are you
Pie: at blehs place
Pie: they're wild and I like it
Pie: anyways why do you want to kill me
Pie: twink
Ben: because me and tree think you fucked bottle and we will not allow you to do that
Blakchole: what the actual fuck is wrong with you two
Pillow: everything
Bottle: what the heck you guys!
Tree: bottle it's for your own safety!
Pie: what makes you think I fucked her
Liy: wait you didnt
Pie: no!
Remote: then what were all those jazzy noises coming for bottle's room at 12am
Tree: wait you guys knew about this earlier
Liy: oh yeah we knew for about two days
Tree: I hate you liy
Liy: -_-
Blackhole: guys let's just ask bottle
Liy: bottle who gave you the wet cooch
Tree: stop
Liy: I may prevent death, tree, but I'm not afraid of it
Blackhole: I guess I have to do everything myself, huh?. Bottle did you have sex with anyone over the past two days?
Bottle: yes
Pie: le gasp
Bottle: wait sorry typed to fast
Bottle: I meant to say no
Tree: thank god
Liy: but the noises tree! The noises!
Pie: guys pillow hasn't said anything in a while
Ben: I can honestly see pillow wanting to fuck bottle for some reason
Bottle: …
Ben: not in a creepy way
Liy: pillow speak
Tree: you white privileged cunt
Tree: speak
Pillow: ugh fine
Pillow: look you have me
Ben: now you're definitely dead pillow
Pillow: but I didnt fuck bottle
Liy: but the jazzy smex noises
Bottle: me and pillow were voring each other!
Ben: …
Tree: …
Liy changed pillows name to 'white privileged ass eater's
Liy: someone come up with something for bottle
Bottle changed their name to Sir. Voresalot
White privileged ass eater: yes
Liy: shit that was even better than what I thought to put
Remote: same
Pie: so were still going on that date right
Sir. Voresalot: yeah
White privileged ass eater: yup
Tree: I want you all dead
Ben: but dont you always want that
Tree: shut the fuck up ben
Ben: ok
THEND
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
