Block dad created MATCHMAKER'S SPEAKING AREA
Block dad added bell and eraser to MATCHMAKER'S SPEAKING AREA
Everyone is online
Bell: blocky why would you make this
Block dad: did you not read the name of this chat
Eraser: el gasp!
Eraser: matchmaker shits!
Block dad: yep
Bell: well we cant do this all on our own just the three of us
Eraser: true
Block dad: then add people you think would be helpful y'all
Eraser: k
Eraser added Ben, Snowball, lightning and marker to MATCHMAKER'S SPEAKING AREA
All online
Ben: wow matchmaking
Snowball: matchmaking really
Snowball: that's so girly
Bell: no it's not
Bell: and can we please get some girls in here
Eraser: oh right your lesbo boner cant handle not being around girls for more than one minute
Eraser: I got ya
Eraser added puffball, Foldy, Stapy, Mom slayer taco, Firey, leafy, needle, Gayjelly and Slayed mother
All online
Slayed mother: great added to another hell chatroom
Mom slayer Taco: at least we can go through hell together
Bell: WHY WOULD YOU ADD TACO HERE
Eraser: because she would make your lesbo boner go down
Gayjelly: whoa whoa WHOA THERE PARTNER
Gayjelly: taco's already riding another horse if you know what I mean
Puffball: stfu I'm trying to snort some cocaine christ
Mom slayer taco: I taught my nephews well
Gayjelly added Dicksucker Jr to MATCHMAKER'S SPEAKING AREA
Firey: who the hell is that
Firey: wait
Dicksucker Jr: hello father
Needle: why was I added here
Needle: it just a bunch of gay people getting off on one another
Snowball: tell me about it
Snowball: just a couple days ago my team assumed I was gay and into my bro LIGHTNING
Needle: yeah same here but with leafy
Lightning: sb I hope you know i was added to this chat right
Snowball: yeah i know and were the straightest part of our team right
Lightning: sure…
Lightning and leafy are offline
Slayed mother: that means they're both gay for you
Block dad: guys shut up but anyways
Block dad: we gotta do some matchmaking
Block dad: and you guys will help me
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
