Random shit/thoughts/imagines

𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛!𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚊 𝚇 𝚂𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

Requested: No❤️

"Jake I caught your sister doing drugs again!" Rosa shouted as she and you walking into the precinct, but you were in cuffs and high as a kite.

"Shh, Jake might hear you!" You tried to shush her, but Jake was already on his way over

"I got this Rosa, thanks." Jake said as Rosa uncuffed you and Jake took you to his desk

"Hey, you look almost exactly like my brother Jake!" You said

"I am your brother Jake!" He shouted as he sat you at the chair next to his desk and then he sat down "I need you to stay there for a couple hours and then I'll take you home."

"Ugh, fine." You sighed and then you looked at Gina and walked over to her "Gina, I'm high and bored what should we do?"

"Ooh, sorry baby Peralta I can't do anything today because holt says if I don't do my job at least one day imma get fired." Gina said causing you to groan

"Ugh but you're the only fun person here!" You said walking off

"Where are you going?" Jake asked as you passed his desk

"The bathroom." You shortly answered knowing that's not the real reason.

➪➪➪15 minutes later➪➪➪

"How long has it been since y/n has been in the bathroom?" Jake asked Amy

"About 15 minutes." Amy said and Jake ran to the bathroom to see you in there on the floor smoking another joint

"Jake, You should totally join me for a join man! It's like the ceiling is an indoor night sky!" You said higher than you were when you walked in

"Alright, that's it we are going home right now!" Jake yelled and pulled you up as he went to go grab his bag you walked over to Gina

"I made Jake mad, so now he's making me go home. Jokes on him I have more weed in my closet." You whispered to her not knowing Jake was behind you

"Great, now I have to snoop through your closet for more drugs!" Jake then dragged you out of the precinct

➪➪➪

You sat on your bed as Jake threw the bag of weed on your bed. "Why are you doing this? Three months ago you were about to graduate high school and go to College! Then out of nowhere you started smoking weed! I mean-" you stopped Jake from rambling

"Mom told me I'm a disappointment." You said in a monotone voice

"What? But why mom would never do that." Jake said

"Maybe to you, you're her crime stoping angel and I'm-I'm just a stupid 18 year old girl who's life is gonna fail." You said as tears brimmed your eyes and Jake sat in front of you

"What that's not true. Why would mom say that?" Jake asked

"I told her I didn't want to go to college because I wanted to be an actress, but now I'm a high loser who's dreams will never come true." You said as the tears finally fell. Jake saw them and sat next to you putting an arm around your shoulder

"You're not a disappointment. You would make a great actress and we are gonna get you a GED!" He yelled

"Thank you Jake. You're the best brother ever." You said as you hugged each other

"You'll invite me to every red carpet event, right?"

"You're ruining the moment."