Random shit/thoughts/imagines

𝙱𝚒𝚐𝚃 𝚇 𝙾𝙲 (ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝)

"Lia, stop stressing." Tanner said as he walked into the messy kitchen that smelled of gingerbread and regular cookies.

"I'm not stressing." Ophelia said as she mouth out more cookies.

"You're literally stress baking." He said as he walked over and pulled her away from the cookies. "Breathe. It's just our friends and your sister coming over. They've been here before don't worry about it."

"I know but we're hosting a Christmas party. Our first Christmas party as a married couple, okay? I just want things to go right." She let out a sigh.

"And it will. As long as you stop worrying about every little detail." Tanner let out a short laugh. 

"Okay. I'll relax. Last batch of cookies and I'm done baking." She promised before finishing up her cookies. Tanner helped quickly decorate them and then they finished setting everything up.

It wasn't just the usual group coming, Puffer (Chris), Grizzy (Nelson), ElasticDroid (Jamie), Pezzy (Max), Jschlatt, Smii7y (Jaren), Blarg (Matt) and Kryoz (John) were all coming.

So that's why Ophelia was mostly stressing. Cause it was so manny more people than she's ever had at a house party. Luckily Ophelia and Tanner got a one story house with a large open living room since they were the designated hosts (if Ophelia allowed) ever since they bought it.

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"Okay. We have three games to play, including a Christmas edition of drunk cards against humanity, a cookie decoration competition, and of course a Christmas movie to end the night with. And yes, Nicole and nick already claimed the guest room, but that why we said bring sleeping bags." Ophelia said as everyone sat in the living room, some on the floor.

"Cards against humanity is last, so your options for the first game are; white elephant or shoveling snow." Tanner said as he stood next to his wife.

The group eventually landed on shoveling snow as their first game. "So, you got a bowl, a pile of bows, a spatula, and a Santa hat. Use the Santa hat to blindfold yourself, then use the spatula to scoop the bows into the bowl without picking up the bowl." Ophelia introduced the game. "Person with the most bows wins...whatever's in one of these boxes." Ophelia said pulling out two identical boxes.

"Well that's not fair, if you win you know which is the good one." Blake complained.

"Fair enough." Ophelia raised her hands in surrender. "I'll mix em." She said before closing her eyes and mixing up the boxes, Tanner spinning them a few times for good measure. "Who's first?"

Jamie gladly went first, scooping six out of twenty bows. Nicole got eight. Blake got four. Isaac got five. Chris got nine. Nelson got eleven. Larry got two. Nick got four. Ophelia got ten. Tanner got five. Jaren got eight. John got twelve. Matt got fourteen. Max got nine. Schlatt got one.

"Okay, Matt is our winner with fourteen out of twenty bows. Pick your prize." Ophelia said as she brought over the two boxes. Matt hesitated for a moment before picking the one on the right. As he opened it everyone stared in anticipation...it was...a banana.

Everyone roared with laughter, Matt shrugged and just ate it anyway. "I think that's the most fitting gift I've ever gotten." Matt said with a mouth full of potassium.

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"Now, for white Christmas everyone gets a present. Each one of you got a number as you walked in and that's the order we go in. Pick a gift, that isn't yours, and then when the next person goes they can steal your gift or pick a new one. Once a gift has been stolen three times in total, it's off the table." Tanner said as everyone was sat around the tree full of gifts that everyone brought.

"Oh! I have number one!" Schlatt said standing up and heading over to the tree to pick out his gift. It was a bottle of tequila and a keychain flask, fitting to say the least.

At the end of the game everyone was pretty happy. There were funny shirts, ugly sweaters, blankets, plushies, a bob ross chia pet, a duck in the shape of a middle finger statue, toothtunes toothbrush, and a bag of gummy dicks.

"Say what you want, these dicks are fucking fire." Schlatt said as he started chowing down. Someone stole his tequila and flask but he didn't seem to mind.

"Can we get drunk now?" Larry asked as they eyed the table of alcohol and cards against humanity.

"Abso-fuckin-lutley." Tanner said as he stood up, wearing his I swallow juicy wieners shirt. Most of the gifts were oddly sexual, but funny nonetheless.

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After drunk Christmas cards against humanity, drunkenly decorating Christmas cookies, and watching Christmas vacation it was finally time for bed. Even though half the people were passed out on the floor or couch already. Ophelia was sober enough to get Tanner to bed before going back out into the living room and laying blankets on those who didn't have any and giving those who didn't have a pillow, some kind of pillow (most were simple throw pillows). She waved goodnight to Nicole and Nick as they walked to the guest room and went to bed themselves.

When Ophelia got back to her room she flopped down on the bed, thankful she was already in her pajamas. Tanner wrapped his arm around her and pulled her over to him. "Hey."

"Hmm." She hummed, exhausted.

"Told you everything would go smoothly." He slightly slurred from being tipsy.

"Mhm, go to sleep. You're making breakfast for everyone since I made dinner and cookies." She mumbled as she rested on him.

"Ugh, don't remind me." He said before they both fell asleep.

The house was quiet. Friends sleeping in the living room, spaced out all over the place. Family in the guest bedroom, sleeping soundly. The married couple in the master bedroom sleeping in each other's arms on top of the comforter.

The lights on the outside of the house resembling those in the movie they watched that night. The smell of cookies still lingering in the air through the home. Wrapping paper and other gifts were near who got them.

And the Christmas tree. Still lit in the living room creating a warm cozy light, dim enough for people to sleep. Ornaments hung from different branches, one sticking out from the rest. It was the one Tanner got for his and Ophelia's first Christmas together years ago, she always put it at the front of the tree as it was her favorite.

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I'm making holiday imagines for each of my OCs. This one is from my BigT book "I'm Still Here". The next one will probably be my Schlatt one. The James Marriott one may get one idk yet, if you read it yk why. Anyway. If you haven't read those go read em. LOVE YA🤍.