Random shit/thoughts/imagines

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚇 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

Just a short one
Requested: No❤️‍🔥

You had noticed that Bucky hated when you used pickup lines on him but you loved his reaction. Little did you know he loved them. "Hey babe?" You asked walking into the kitchen

"Oh no. What is is now?" He knew somehow when you were about to use one on him

"I wish you were a coconut."

"I'm gonna regret this. Why?" He sighed

"Because I'd smash you until the white stuff came out." You smiled. He picked you up by your legs so you ended up staring at his ass "what're you doing?"

"Taking you to bed."

"Why?"

"So you can do what you just said."

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"Hey, doll?" Bucky asked walking into the living room

"Yes?" You asked turning to him

"Since you're such a clean freak you should call me chores." He said as you smirked

"Why? Because you want me to do the chores?" You asked

"No, cause you are always on top of it." He winks, you jumped off the couch and dragged him back to your bedroom

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You were both laying in bed, Bucky's arms wrapped around you as you just enjoyed each other's embrace. "I thought you hated pick up lines?"

"Doll, I never actually hated them." He smirked

"In that case, are you a bike?" You said smirking "because I wanna ride you."

"I think I can arrange that." He smirked back. Then the door opened

"NOT MY SISTER, BARNES!" Tony said before slamming the door again

"TONY, DO YOU EVER KNOCK?!"