Random shit/thoughts/imagines

𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑤𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑋 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

So im sure you've notice that sometimes I use two different fonts for imagines in this book and if you see 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 font in the title it's a regular imagine but if you see 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 font used in the title go to the teen wolf x reader I used it in and read the top to understand. ❤️‍🔥

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"Y/n is that a fuckin go-go squeeze?" Schlatt asked you while recording the new episode for the podcast

"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" You asked

"Why the fuck are you drinking applesauce?" He chuckled

"Because it's good. Schlatt I don't wanna hear shit from you, you literally ate those disgusting Welch's fruit snacks last episode." You replied

"Why are you drink those anyway?" Ted asked

"Because I haven't eaten anything today and it's the only thing in my mini fridge." You explained

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"I was reading a comment on the last podcast and they had asked why I'm the only girl co-host. The reason is-" Schlatt cut you off

"We needed someone with tits to get more views." He said nonchalantly earning laughs from the rest of you

"No, it's because I hadn't been asked to do any other podcast and they saw I was still open to do one so here we are." You said

"Yeah, it's totally not because she threatened to show up at each of our door steps with a gun." Charlie joked

"Shut the fuck up Charlie." You said menacingly and immediately smiled after turning to your camera "Welcome to chuckle sandwich."

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"Y/n, what's your biggest fear?" Ted asked the main question of this podcast

"Arithmophobia. Not gonna say anything else just google it." You said fully joking but acting like you were serious

"Math? You're scared of math?" Charlie asked

"Yeah, that's why I don't do my taxes." You said

"Yeah, y/n is a tax evader." Schlatt caught on and started joking with you

"I read the bill, realize it's a tax and throw it away." You said laughing "No, that's not my fear. But I am deathly afraid of ballon's popping." You said straight face, dead serious.

"Really?" Ted asked

"Yeah, because when I was younger my siblings loved ballon's so we'd have them for every birthday, except for mine, but we'd have to pop them afterwards. And my siblings thought it'd be funny if they just popped them to scare me, because that's how siblings are." You said and Schlatt cut in

"Yeah, that's what they do. They just torture you." He added

"Yeah. But they did it so much and it caught me off guard so many times that I just despise ballon's. If I see one I'm sprinting in the other direction." You laughed

"You just turn into quicksilver." Ted laughed

"I turn into chulk and y/n turns into quick(your first initial)ilver." Charlie though off

"Now, Ted and Schlatt need super hero names."

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"Oh! I got an interesting message the other day." You brought up

"Text or dm?" Ted asked

"Instagram dm. Before I read it to you, I need to give context. So I posted on my story the other day and it was just me driving around and listening to music. So basically the usual. I was listening to 'help herself' by bbno$ and someone replied to that. 'What the fuck is this. You shouldn't be listening to this song. No girl of mine will ever listen to bbno$ he is trash.' So not only did this man attack me and bbno$ but he thinks/thought I am/was his partner. My response; 'good thing I don't date d-bags like you."

"Damn, did you block him?" Charlie asked

"Absolutely, I even went to every platform I'm on and typed his insta user in. Whatever came up; blocked immediately."

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"ITS RAINING!" You shouted before running out of your office, leaving the other two hosts of the podcast confused.

"Did she just run out of the recording?" Ted asked Schlatt genuinely confused.

"Yep. And she's dancing in the rain." He said looking out his window since you lived across the street.

"In her driveway or in the street?"

"Bit of both."

After a few minutes you walked back into your office, soaking wet and holding a towel. "I'm back, what'd I miss?"

"Nothing. We just sat here, figured we'd cut it out later."

"Cool. Audio listeners, love ya to death. I just ran out and danced in the rain, worth it."

"You're going to catch a cold."

"Still worth it! Now, back to rating states."

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Any parts of the podcast you want me to add?