Oneshots

Fuck You. (S)

Quackity and Technoblade. You'd've thought that the two had exchanged words before, but in reality, they hadn't. Now in their world, soulmates are a big thing. Everyone was searching for their soulmates. Platonic or not.

In this world, contrary to others, you have the first words your soulmate says to you on your wrist slash arm. The only people on the server who have found their soulmates, are Karl, Sapnap, Phil, and Kristin.

Everyone envied the four. Phil had a simple hello, but Kristin had Phil's famous, 'Hi maate'. Sapnap had the words 'What the honk?!'. Turns out, he and Karl ran into each other when they first met.

Now, back to the main characters, Quackity had a simple 'Fuck you.' on his wrist, but Techno, Techno has a whole essay on his wrist. It was so long, it stretched way past his wrist, it was more on his arm. It read,

'OH! SO YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT, I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO! THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS 'Fuck you' PERMANENTLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!'

When Techno was first old enough to understand soulmates and what the words meant, his first thought in retaliation was 'Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock..' He planned to say that to whoever this fucked person was.

3rd POV/Time Skip

Techno really didn't know where he was. He was blowing off steam. He couldn't remember what had made him angry in the first place, but it didn't matter now. He just started walking, and he ended up here, in the middle of nowhere.

He wished he could walk home, but he really needed to ask someone where he was. He continued to walk around aimlessly when he walked into someone.
"Fuck you." He muttered.

He was going to continue on but he was interrupted.
"OH! SO YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT, I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO! THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS 'Fuck you.' PERMANENTLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!"

Techno stopped. He knew that voice. He sighed and in a dejected voice he said,
"Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock.." Quackity stopped as well.
"Y-you-" Techno sighed.
"Yeah."

They were quiet for a while before Quackity murmured,
"You killed me with a pickax, and now you're telling me that we're soulmates?" Techno huffed.
"Well, you tried to kill me with an anvil."
"Yeah! Tried! You actually killed me!"

They were plunged back into silence. Neither really knew what to say. They had never had a proper conversation before, and they had both, unsuccessfully or successfully, tried to kill each other.

Techno was the first to speak again.
"Quackity do you know where we are?" Quackity huffed a laugh
"Wow, Mr. Human Compass doesn't know where he is." Techno huffed.
"Fuck you. I'm lost ok? And I'd like to go home."

Quackity sighed.
"You're in El Rapids. Well, what used to be El Rapids." His face fell. Techno found himself feeling bad. He shook his head. No, this is Quackity. The enemy. No, this is Quackity, his soulmate. Techno huffed.

He sighed and spoke quietly,
"Quackity if you help me get out of here, you can come and stay with me..?" Quackity froze. He never told anyone, but his house was in El Rapids. And everything in that place brought memories or was destroyed.

He wondered how Techno knew. He sighed.
"Um, that'd be great.. thanks." Techno shook his head.
"Mhm, just get me out of here."

Quackity led them to something Techno recognized, which Quackity had no idea what the fuck it was, and then Techno led them to his house. When they got there Techno ignored the look he got from Phil and led Quackity to his room.

They sat down shoulder to shoulder in silence. What the fuck were the two to say? They just found out they were soulmates, but had previously never talked to each other, and had even tried to kill each other.

Techno laid back and looked at Quackity expectingly. The duck furrowed his brow. It dawned on him and he laid down next to the piglin. Said PVP god wrapped his arms around Quackity and pulled the duck flush against him.

Quackity's face flushed. He was blushing harder than he ever has. He didn't understand. This was his enemy. He shouldn't be here, but he didn't wanna move. He felt safe and secure in Techno's arms.

Techno was also confused. He really didn't understand why he was so touchy. His enemy was laying in his arms. And he was the cause. He did not understand. He wanted to push Quackity away, but his body didn't move.

They laid there for a while before something neither expected happened. You see, Quackity had little duck wings. But no one knew that. And he forgot that when he got comfortable, they came out. Problem was, they were ripped. In several places.

So when Techno felt movement and pulled away a bit to see bright yellow-ish gold wings that had many rips in them, he didn't move. When the shock wore off he tentatively reached out and gently pet the feathers.

Quackity shuddered. It had been an awful long time since he had preened. Techno pulled away, thinking he did something wrong. Quackity looked up at the piglin and grabbed his hand and set it on his feathers.

Techno sighed and continued to pet his feathers. He lived with Phil, he knew avians liked preening. Problem was, Quackity would flinch every now and then. His feathers were ripped in random places. It made him angry.

He didn't quite understand why, but he lowkey knew it was because someone hurt his soulmate. He gently continued until Quackity was asleep. He laid down next to the duck and pulled Quackity to him. In about twenty minutes, they were both fully asleep.

This is a little short, so excuse that, and it's not my best, so also excuse that, but here you go. Enjoy :) - Pidge