Gnome: but I don't want to sing with him
Gnome: babe we have to sing something together
Engineer: oh yay I get to show off my skills-
Gnome: no, stop pretending your good at singing, your only good at two things being smart and being my boyfriend.
Engineer: wait but-
Gnome: hush
Them: *get on the table*
Player: *knowing what's about to happen* WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END!?
Gnome: anything you can do I can do better
Veteran: oh wait she can actually sing?
Gnome: I can do anything better than you
Engineer: no you can't
Gnome: yes I can
Engineer: no you can't
Gnome: yes I can
Mr cheese: are they singing or arguing?
Engineer: anything you can be I can be better
Gnome: no your not
Engineer: yes I am
Gnome no your not
Engineer: Yes I am yes I am
Player: *going insane*
Engineer: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge-
Player: OK THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH!
everyone: *staring at him*
Player: NO MORE SINGING PLEASE YOU ARE PHYSICALLY HURTING MY HEAD!
Gnome: wait but-
Player: NO SHUT UP AND GO TO BED ALL OF YOU
Player: *storms out of the room*
Gnome: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
Player: *from outside the door* AAAAARGH
Engineer: I can live on bread and cheese
Gnome: and only on that?
Engineer: yes
Gnome: so can a rat
Player: *silently plotting their deaths*
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Player has gone insane and will go on a killing spree if he hears one more note
Lol
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Dares for the among us logic crew *discontinued*
HumorThis book is officially finished! Thank you to everyone who put their dares in this and helped me out I've made a second book Don't comment anymore dares on this book. We've reached the chapter limit of 200 pages :)
