Mr egg: wait WHAT!?
blue: what happene- OH MY GOD
Mr egg: umm, ok?
Player: *the Priest*
Player: blah blah blah, skip all that, ok here's the interesting part
Player: do you, mr egg, take blue to be your husband?
Mr egg: I do
Player: and do you, blue, take mr egg to be your husband?
Blue: I do
Blue and mr egg: *kiss*
Mother: *nudges the gentleman and mr cheese* that's you up there next
Mr egg: are we married now?
Blue: yea
Mr egg: I like the dress, can I keep it?
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Mr cheese: but I don't WANT TO!
mr cheese: fine
Mr cheese: *goes down to the basement and unlocks not orange*
Not orange: IM FREE IM FREE what did I miss?
Blue: my marriage
Not orange: your WHAT?
Mr cheese: *gets rid of the devil*
Satan: *sad devil noises*
Mr cheese: I don't know how to fix your children they're a lost cause
Mother: well at least Timmy is educated in...baby making
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Angel: fu- fu-
Sheriff: now it's not that hard
Angel: FUCK YOU, YOU SHITTY BITCH
sheriff: *confused cowboy*
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The gentleman: ok so first you uhh...
The gentleman: wait what?
The gentleman: it's changed so much when I was I school
The gentleman: I think, I think you umm..
The gentleman: I think you divide the three by two hundred and thirty eight and the answer is the answer
The gentleman: *proceeds to lick his fingers to turn the page*
The gentleman: wait that's not right...
Danny: no, you have to *insert maths here*
The gentleman: that's not how I was taught when I was your age
The gentleman: school systems are so weak now!
Danny: says the one who can't do question two
The gentleman: it's hard, ok?
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The first one, I was laughing the whole time I was writing it lol
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Dares for the among us logic crew *discontinued*
HumorThis book is officially finished! Thank you to everyone who put their dares in this and helped me out I've made a second book Don't comment anymore dares on this book. We've reached the chapter limit of 200 pages :)
