killmeQuQs dare

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Mr cheese: Mr egg, guess what

Mr egg: *sighs* what?

Mr cheese: the farm called, they want their scrambled egg back

Mr egg: do you know what?

Mr egg: I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO EAT PEPPER X WITH VODKA AND NO MILK

Mr cheese:...what?

Mr egg: its a spicy thing

Mr egg: AND I CHALLANGE YOU TO EAT IT

Mr cheese: can't be that bad

The gentleman: don't say that, im saying this from experience

Mr cheese: pepper x? And vodka? OK

Mr cheese: *gets the pepper and vodka and drinks a lot of it*

Mr cheese: huh, I don't- OH MY GOD WHAT

Mr egg: and no milk allowed

Mr cheese: HELP MEEEE

Danny, blue and mr egg: *watching him suffer*

The gentleman: what did I say

Mr cheese: I....can't.....feel.....my......tongue

Mr cheese: *licks his lips*

Mr cheese: MISTAKE, THAT WAS A MISTAKE, HOLY FUCK THIS THING IS STRONG

Mr egg: i love this dare


This was really funny,

But thats all the dares for today (screentime) so uh, see you tomorrow

Bye

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