Dare: mr egg say all the egg puns he knows
Mr cheese: WHY THE FU-
The gentleman: TEMPER Mr cheese!
The gentleman: begin
Mr egg: hehehehe, I love this dare
Mr egg: do you know what the gentleman is? He's eggsquized, eggselent, and eggsacly what I love.
The gentleman: *blushes*
Mr egg: I like to play eggsbox
Mr egg: when novisor came I asked him if he could go easy on my eggshell
Mr egg: if you must know, all of my puns are sunny side up
Mr cheese: *gets up and leaves to play fall guys with player and veteran*
Mr egg: are you eggnoring me?
The gentleman: th-those are so funny mr egg!
Also the gentleman: kill me now
Mr egg: I'm not done yet!
Mr egg: these will be sure to crack you up!
Mr egg: *continues to torture the gentleman for several hours until mother calls them all for dinner*
Mr egg: did you like my eggselent puns?
The gentleman: just go spooky dance with your new friend or something please
Nobody should live through all that pain
But that's all for today
Bye
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Dares for the among us logic crew *discontinued*
HumorThis book is officially finished! Thank you to everyone who put their dares in this and helped me out I've made a second book Don't comment anymore dares on this book. We've reached the chapter limit of 200 pages :)
