Mr cheese: oh I'm a cat meow meow meow *starts purring*
Gnome: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!? WHY DO I HAVE CAT EARS AND A TAIL? HELP MEE
B-day: I'm a cat now? Ok.
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Mr cheese: *goes up to the gentleman*The gentleman: mr cheese? Is that you?
Mr cheese: *licks his face*
The gentleman: oh, mr cheese that tickles hehe
Mr cheese: *does a cute face*
The gentleman: aww come here
————-Gnome: *runs up to engineer*
Engineer: now cat, don't get anywhere near my equipment, ok?
Gnome: CHANGE ME BACK
engineer: gnome?
Gnome: YES, WELL, NOT ANYMORE
engineer: *picks up gnome*
Gnome: wait I have to do something first *licks his nose and does a somewhat cute face*
Engineer: I want you to stay as a cat your too cute, babe
Gnome: NOOOO
——-Rose: *sees b-day*
Rose: KITTY
rose: *picks him up and squeezes him*
B-day: WAIT NO- *in his mind* this is my life now
Rose: wait you can talk?
B-day: yeah, some crazy person changed me
Rose: AWWW I WILL HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND TAKE CARE OF YOU
B-day: I can do that all myself
Rose: AWWWW YOUR SO CUTE WHEN YOUR MAD
B-day: you know I love you rose *licks her and does a cute face*
Rose: *unexplainable noises*
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Mr cheese: *scratches the gentleman's sofa*The gentleman: MR CHEESE NO- mr cheese I bought you a whole scratching tree and you still decide to scratch my sofa?
Mr cheese: maybe...
The gentleman:...
Mr cheese:...
The gentleman:.....
Mr cheese: ok I'm gonna go scratch your wallpaper now
The gentleman: NO
———Gnome: *gets on engineers table*
Engineer: no, don't do it
Gnome: *knocks down his equipment*
Engineer: NOOOO
gnome: *knocks more down*
Engineer: STOP
gnome: *destroying everything*
Engineer: *slowly watching his life's work fall apart*
————B-day: *sees a chicken on the table*
B-day: *gets on the table and starts eating it*
Rose: BABE WHAT ARE YOU-
rose: *takes him off the table*
B-day: I want more
Rose: you have a bowl filled with actual cat food
B-day: but I want the chicken
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All of them: *snuggling with the cats*The cats: *having the best day ever*
—————Aww this was adorable
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