Dares for the among us logic crew *discontinued*

Broxninjas dare

For the sake of my laziness let's all pretend ninja can speak English, I can't be bothered to go to google translate

Bro: I am appalled that you would even think that I play fortnite.....

Bro:....i do- BUT THATS NOT THE POINT

Bro: hey, ninja, come here I want to show you something

Ninja: uhh ok?

Bro: I'm gonna teach you how to play fortnite

Ninja: nope, no thanks, no, absolutely not

Bro: oh come on it'll be fun

Ninja: I hate you so much

Ninja: *sits down next to him*

Bro: ok so do you know how to control it?

Ninja: no

Bro: ok so *continues to explain all the controls, maps, secrets, and lore*

Ninja: sorry, how do I move forwards again?

Bro: you just move the joystick forwards

Ninja: ah, ok

Bro: this is basically the game: *insert fortnite origin story here*

Ninja: I did not understand a single word of that but I like hearing your voice so go on

*ninja then goes on to get six victory royals in two hours, and then veteran comes out of nowhere with a massive speaker blasting 'chug jug with you'*

Me: I want to do it

My brain: don't do it

Me: I'm going to do it anyways:

WE GOTTA, VICTORY ROYAL YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN

I'm not funny :,)

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