Athirahmans dares

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Just to let you know if you can read Indonesian and it's a bit off it's because I used google translate
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Engineer: an Indonesian dictionary why do I need this?

Gnome: wow ini keren sekali

Engineer: ah ok that's why

Gnome: saya bisa berbicara bahasa lain? ini luar biasa! hai insinyur Anda tidak bisa mengerti saya, HA!

Engineer: umm sure babe

Gnome: insinyur, aku sangat mencintaimu, kamu tahu itu kan? oh tunggu kamu tidak tahu apa yang aku katakan hehe

Engineer:...yes?

Gnome: Saya mendukung Indonesia dan siapa saja yang tinggal di sana!

Engineer: I give up, wait, that's the first time I've ever given up on something! MUM I DID SOMETHING NEW!
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Player: *tied to a chair*

Player: wait why am I-

Mr cheese: I got my crewmates license

Player: NOOOOOOO!!

Me cheese: now my feet are off the ground

Player: save me please

Mr cheese: but I can't find you now

Player: AAAAAAAH

Mr cheese: it just seems your not around

mr cheese: everything is different

Mr cheese: since you've been close to someone new

The crew except player: *silently shipping*

Mr cheese: *carries on singing until the gentleman's part*

The gentleman: I made a change, yes

The gentleman: but I don't know what for

The gentleman: I wanted a change, well

The gentleman: you know the score

The gentleman: *starts singing*

Player: MY POOR EARS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Player: IF YOU CARRY ON ANY LONGER I WILL RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS

the gentleman: OHH ITS SO UNREAL

player: *Goat noises*

The gentleman: AND YOU NEVER KNOW JUST HOW I FEEL

Player: GET ME OUT OF HERE

The gentleman and mr cheese: *finally finish*

Player: *unexplainable noises*

Mr egg from outside the door: can I come in now?

Mr cheese: NO!

the gentleman and mr cheese: *kiss*

The whole crew: awwww

Mother: ok mr egg you can come in now

Mr egg: *sees them kiss* ok never mind

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Skid and pump: *come into the room*

Skid: oooh this is cool

Mr cheese: THE GENTLEMAN LOOK! THEY. ARE. SO. CUTE.

pump: I'm not cute

Mr cheese: you can take care of skeleton boy

Skid: I have a name

Mr cheese: and I dibs mr pumpkin!

Pump: me?

Mr cheese: yup! your name is mr pumpkin now

7 hours later

Mr cheese: so how was it?

The gentleman: well skeleton boy told me his real name was skid-

Mr cheese: nah your still skeleton boy

The gentleman: um ok, and he kept on rapping and dancing in his room

Mr cheese: mr pumpkin and I-

Pump: uh my name is actually-

Mr cheese: NOBODY CARES

Pump: (◞‸◟)

Mr cheese: anyways mr pumpkin and I had a great time singing and torturing player

Pump: ya! Red guy in a beanie was super mad. We locked him up, recorded ourselves and left him with our beautiful voices

Player: WAIT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME LISTEN TO THIS FOR TEN HOURS!?
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Skid and pump: *teaching them the dance*

The gentleman: *kind of doing it*

Mr cheese: *EPIC DANCING SOLO*
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Lol this was actually pretty funny

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