Danny: ok are you guys ready?
Mr egg: well, it's a horror game, you know how it's like with horror games
Blue: oh come on, how bad can it be? (foreshadowing)
Mr egg: yay, creepy elevators
Danny: we haven't even started the game and your already scared?
Mr egg: yes?
Keypad: please enter your name, note, this cannot be changed later
Danny: D-A-N-N-Y
Key pad: I see what you were trying to type and I will auto correct it for you
Key pad: welcome, eggs Benedict
Mr egg: *smug face*
Blue: why did I get married to you?
NIGHT 1
Mr egg: oh those vents give me flashbacks to...stuff
Blue: we don't talk about that, remember?
Danny: what are you guys-
Blue: HUSH
Speaker: lets see if Funtime foxy is in the auditorium
Mr egg: pls don't get jumpscared, pls don't get jumpscared
Danny: *turns on the light*
Speaker: looks like Funtime foxy isn't in the auditorium, let's give him a zap to wake him up
Blue: ok now we're definitely going to get jumpscared
Danny: no no no, don't worry, that will come later
*after they do the same with ballora and circus baby*
Mr egg: is that it? Did we win?
Blue: that was only day 1
Mr egg: oh look a nice vampire show
Danny: yes the popcorn is mine now
Danny: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Blue: you lot are weird
NIGHT TWO
speaker: we like to make sure you don't get tired of the voice you're hearing so please select your companion voice
Danny: I don't even know how to type anymore
Speaker: thank you for choosing angsty teen
Mr egg: this game is strange
Blue: oh so it's just like last time
Mr egg: yea I don't like how the voice sounds I think it broke
Speaker: there seem to have been some mount functions with the voice, default settings have been restored please enter the vent ahead of you
Danny: you guys aren't ready for what's coming next
Mr egg: kill me now
Mr cheese from out side: OK COME HERE
blue: FUCK OFF HES MINE
Danny: PEOPLE, I'm trying to play a game here
Mr egg: oh god the power cutting out is never a good sign
Speaker: motion vent in the vent detected
Mr egg: the WHAT
Speaker: Funtime auditorium vent opened
Speaker: ballora gallery vent opened
Mr egg: OH SHIT-
circus baby: I don't recognise you
Blue: yea I don't like this game
CB: *gives her little speech*
Danny: let's hide so that we don't die, is that a good idea? Yeah, it's a good idea.
Danny: *hides under the table*
Mr egg: the door is opening, THE DOOR IS OPENING! WHAT DO WE DO!?
Danny: uh, I dunno
Bidybab: *jumpscare*
Mr egg: OH MY-
Blue: HOLY SHI-
mother: keeping it child friendly remember?
Blue: *middle finger*
Danny: now we have to do the whole thing over again
After they do the thing over again
Danny: ok so the door is opening, what do we do?
Blue: let me *takes the controls*
Blue: manages to close the door until the timer runs out*
Blue: your welcome
Mr egg: I don't want to play anymore
Blue: yea, me neither
Danny: I guess I'll stop too
My poor hands lmao
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