KillmeQuQs dare

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Danny: ok are you guys ready?

Mr egg: well, it's a horror game, you know how it's like with horror games

Blue: oh come on, how bad can it be? (foreshadowing)

Mr egg: yay, creepy elevators

Danny: we haven't even started the game and your already scared?

Mr egg: yes?

Keypad: please enter your name, note, this cannot be changed later

Danny: D-A-N-N-Y

Key pad: I see what you were trying to type and I will auto correct it for you

Key pad: welcome, eggs Benedict

Mr egg: *smug face*

Blue: why did I get married to you?

NIGHT 1

Mr egg: oh those vents give me flashbacks to...stuff

Blue: we don't talk about that, remember?

Danny: what are you guys-

Blue: HUSH

Speaker: lets see if Funtime foxy is in the auditorium

Mr egg: pls don't get jumpscared, pls don't get jumpscared

Danny: *turns on the light*

Speaker: looks like Funtime foxy isn't in the auditorium, let's give him a zap to wake him up

Blue: ok now we're definitely going to get jumpscared

Danny: no no no, don't worry, that will come later

*after they do the same with ballora and circus baby*

Mr egg: is that it? Did we win?

Blue: that was only day 1

Mr egg: oh look a nice vampire show

Danny: yes the popcorn is mine now

Danny: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Blue: you lot are weird

NIGHT TWO

speaker: we like to make sure you don't get tired of the voice you're hearing so please select your companion voice

Danny: I don't even know how to type anymore

Speaker: thank you for choosing angsty teen

Mr egg: this game is strange

Blue: oh so it's just like last time

Mr egg: yea I don't like how the voice sounds I think it broke

Speaker: there seem to have been some mount functions with the voice, default settings have been restored please enter the vent ahead of you

Danny: you guys aren't ready for what's coming next

Mr egg: kill me now

Mr cheese from out side: OK COME HERE

blue: FUCK OFF HES MINE

Danny: PEOPLE, I'm trying to play a game here

Mr egg: oh god the power cutting out is never a good sign

Speaker: motion vent in the vent detected

Mr egg: the WHAT

Speaker: Funtime auditorium vent opened

Speaker: ballora gallery vent opened

Mr egg: OH SHIT-

circus baby: I don't recognise you

Blue: yea I don't like this game

CB: *gives her little speech*

Danny: let's hide so that we don't die, is that a good idea? Yeah, it's a good idea.

Danny: *hides under the table*

Mr egg: the door is opening, THE DOOR IS OPENING! WHAT DO WE DO!?

Danny: uh, I dunno

Bidybab: *jumpscare*

Mr egg: OH MY-

Blue: HOLY SHI-

mother: keeping it child friendly remember?

Blue: *middle finger*

Danny: now we have to do the whole thing over again

After they do the thing over again

Danny: ok so the door is opening, what do we do?

Blue: let me *takes the controls*

Blue: manages to close the door until the timer runs out*

Blue: your welcome

Mr egg: I don't want to play anymore

Blue: yea, me neither

Danny: I guess I'll stop too

My poor hands lmao

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