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Captain: hey, dum,
Dum: yes babe?
Captain: im breaking up with you
Dum:...
Captain: *walks away*
Dum: wait, is there a hidden camera somewhere...
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The gentleman: *eats mr eggs egg*
Mr egg: sir, what are you doing?
The gentleman: why does it taste so rubbary?
Mr egg: you don't know where that's been
The gentleman: where has it been?
Mr egg: I dropped it down the toilet, toto once almost ate it. And i think its around 3 years old
The gentleman: ....
Mr egg: sorry sir
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Veteran: im a baby?
Player: so first, im dared to kiss him, then he socks must lollypop and now, we are basically an old married couple
Bro: DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT
Player: sorry
Veteran: take care of me father
Player: oh god
Five days later
Veteran: father, I request the food
Player: im never gonna be a father
Bro: VETERAN! Your not a baby anymore
Bro: IM FREE!
bro and player is a cursed ship yet i love it so much
170 words
YOU ARE READING
Dares for the among us logic crew *discontinued*
HumorThis book is officially finished! Thank you to everyone who put their dares in this and helped me out I've made a second book Don't comment anymore dares on this book. We've reached the chapter limit of 200 pages :)
