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Captain: an interesting choice of words there

Captain: IM THE CAPTAIN AROUND HERE

pirate: says the one who stole me own name

Sheriff: darn toothn, we ain't gon' find out who's in charge 'round here by fighting now, are we

Pirate: oh maty ya want to fight?

Sheriff: oh-ho-ho I ready for a fight

Pirate and sheriff:*fighting*

Captain: um please settle down?

Sheriff: oh shut your ass

Captain: ;-;

*Sheriff and pirate still fighting*

Sheriff: at least I don't have the same name as somebody else

Pirate: at least I don't have to worry about girls

Sheriff: at least I have the colour I want

Pirate: at least I've been the captain before

Sheriff: WELL AT LEAST MA MAMAS NOT DEAD!

pirate: ...

Sheriff: *punches him*

Captain: *insert surprised pikachu face*

Wow,  sheriff is harsh

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