Captain: an interesting choice of words there
Captain: IM THE CAPTAIN AROUND HERE
pirate: says the one who stole me own name
Sheriff: darn toothn, we ain't gon' find out who's in charge 'round here by fighting now, are we
Pirate: oh maty ya want to fight?
Sheriff: oh-ho-ho I ready for a fight
Pirate and sheriff:*fighting*
Captain: um please settle down?
Sheriff: oh shut your ass
Captain: ;-;
*Sheriff and pirate still fighting*
Sheriff: at least I don't have the same name as somebody else
Pirate: at least I don't have to worry about girls
Sheriff: at least I have the colour I want
Pirate: at least I've been the captain before
Sheriff: WELL AT LEAST MA MAMAS NOT DEAD!
pirate: ...
Sheriff: *punches him*
Captain: *insert surprised pikachu face*
Wow, sheriff is harsh
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HumorThis book is officially finished! Thank you to everyone who put their dares in this and helped me out I've made a second book Don't comment anymore dares on this book. We've reached the chapter limit of 200 pages :)