Guide to survive and Love in Gotham.

Lo siento no hablo inglés

"I wanna leave" Said Davina looking at the ocean with a sour expression on her face.

"We  have being here for only two minutes" answered Damián holding an umbrella above his friend head, because even with her latin roots Vina's skin was really sensitive to sun light and got burn easily.

"I hate Sand, sun, and people, and I am literally in a place that have all of them plenty" She made a face watching a couple of children running around and being really loud "ugh, there is tiny humans here Dami" Davina complained trying to go back to the hotel.

"They are called childrens Vina, and didn't you say that you wanted to be a pediatric nurse?" He asked sincerely confused about it, his friend was not really the kind of person that liked children — one of the many things that they had in common — so no one truly knew why she wanted that career.

"I am going to be one" she corrected and Damián had no doubt about that, Davina was the type that once they set a goal for themselves didn't stop until reach it.  "Besides you hate the beach too, why are we here?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

"Because is our last summer before going to college so we are supposed to make the best of it or at least that's what Richard convinced Pennyworth" he answered with a sour expression on his face.

"Tell me again why we let him keep breathing?" She murmured rolling her eyes.

"Murder is illegal—

"Only if you get caught, and I can make him disappeared in a volcano and you know it. Not body equals no case"

"And most importantly, Pennyworth would miss him" He added making Vina pout.

"Fine, he gets to live, for now" she said still looking at the beach like it had personally wronged her in some way.

"Look, is the first day, after this one we can stay in the hotel for the whole trip" he offered because he didn't like this either. "Bes—

"Santa Madre de Dios¹" murmured Vina opening her mouth in surprise.

"What?" He asked confused following her line of sight and he was surprised too now.

Surfing in the waves was Todd who was only wearing his bathing suit and was really wet what was obvious since he was surfing.

But the news about that it was that he was... Maybe a tiny bit... Hot — he was really really hot —

"I... I.. what was I saying?" Vina asked without taking her eyes from the very hot and attractive redhood in all of his glory with his six pack and very good defined muscles.

"I have no idea" answered Damián in some part of his lizard brain knowing that it was his brother — his less noisy and annoying brother — but the other part of his brain who was very his age and full of hormones could only think about how damn hot was Todd.

"We should stay in the beach for a while... Just to please Alfred" suggested Vina feeling her mouth go dry when Jason pull his hair down.

"Yeah... For Pennyworth" answered Damián following Vina and totally not checking out Todd.

Of course not.

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"What are they doing?" Asked Tim watching as Damián and Davina hadn't move from their spot since he came from the hotel.

"Ahh to be young and have a crush" Murmured Dick sighing with a grin.

"Wait, crush? who? What?"asked Tim more confused than before.

Dick just gave him an amused smile before going with the pretty girls that were calling out to him from the juice bar.

"Okay... That was weir—he came suddenly to a stop when someone bump into him "sorry" he said as a reflex even when he was pretty sure that it was the other person fault.

"Watch out" answered the guy not even given him a side glance.

"Asshole" he murmured rolling his eyes watching the guy who looked like the typical spoild rich heir and his muscle for brain friends who were walking straight to Vina and Damián. "Oh no"  Said Tim already knowing that this wasn't going to end good for anyone.

"What are two pretty things like you doing here all alone?" Asked someone who was blocking the view for them.

"Lo siento no hablo inglés²" answered Vina making a confused face a trick that her Lela taught her and she taught Damián too like a good friend.

"Oh esta bien, nosotros hablamos lo que ustedes quieran³" said douche number one who was handsome but probably had the ego the size of russia — the communist that is, with the URSS and everything — so neither Damián or Davina had interest in knowing.

"Not interested" said Damián feeling a little irritated about this, usually they could avoid this kind of things easily with all the people around then assuming that they were a couple but apparently this asshole didn't do it or didn't care wich he wasn't really sure what was worst.

"Oh so you do talk english" focused douche number two who  looked a little like a ferret at least his face did.

"Yes they do, and they said that they are not interested" added a new voice behind the guys and there in all his glory was Jason Damn Hot Todd.

"And who are you?" Asked annoyed douche number three puffin out his chest like some kind of gorila.

"Jay!" Exclaimed Vina watching an opportunity to one getting rid of the douches and two get a better look of the really nice looking abs of Jason.

It may be good to say that when you reached a deep level of friendship and mutual trust you could understand the action of your friend even with just one glance.

So Damián knew exactly which were Vina's intention, and he decided to follow her just because Vina made him a favor by coming here with him, just for that... And not because he wanted to feel Todd's arms, of course not.

"Jay" he said too standings up with Vina each of them hugging one of Todd arms.

"We were waiting for you" Said Vina looking like the perfect candy eye.

"We were bored without you" added Damián like a pretty boy toy.

"Sorry guys" Answered Jason following their lead "what do you say if I compensate you both with a good drink? my treat" he offered and Damián and Davina had a totally different kind of treat in mind but since they didn't even know how it would work they decide that a drink would do it.

"I want an ice cream too" asked Vina with a smile letting Jason walk then away from the douches who were with open mouths watching as Jason took not only one but the two hotties with him.

Lucky bastard, they thought.

And yes he was.

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Note: yes, I am awesome, and we have one when you can have two? Jsjsjsj thanks for reading love you!

1.- Holy mother of God.
2.- Sorry I don't speak english.
3.- oh it's fine, we can talk whatever you want.

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Extras:

Damián: I have the sharpest memory. Name on time I forgot something.
Tim: you left at Pizza hut last week.
Damián: That was on purpose.

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Jason: *To Dick* I would offer you moral support but I have questionable morals.

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Bruce: I raised perfectly well-functioning son's.
Davina: do you have son's that I don't know about?

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