Incorrect Quotes #3

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Angie: My 8th-grade teacher called us PPs.

Kiyo: A what?

Angie: You know, parent pickup? PPs.

Maki: Angie, shut up.

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Kaito: Who's coming to the gym with me.

Kokichi: Shuichi.

Kaito: O-

Kokichi: Wait, would you buy me stuffed crust pizza if I go?

Kaito: Yes...?

Kokichi: I'll go.

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*Kokichi and Kaito getting hypnotized by Kiyo*

Kiyo: *Touches Kaito*

Kiyo: The person I am touching now, you are the first pregnant man.

Kokichi: *holding in his laughter*

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*at a box*

Shuichi: Guys move out, it may be dangerous.

Kaede: *Points at Kaito*

Kaede: Let him open it.

All but Kaito: *Moves away from the box*

Himiko: Let's minimize damage.

Kaito: What?!

Maki: Open it, nothing will happen.

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Shuichi: One more person has to go with Kokichi.

Kaito: I'll go.

Kokichi: Someone who can really trust me.

Himiko: Kaito can go.

Kokichi: Shit.

Kaito: What do you mean by "Shit"?

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Himiko: Let's give him a push.

Maki: By stabbing him.

Himiko: That's a push.

Kaede: A push in the wrong direction.

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Tsumugi: I lost Ryoma.

Maki: How did you LOSE Ryoma?

Tsumugi: To be fair, he is very small.

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Kaede: Himiko is the sun of my life and Maki is the moon.

Maki: I want to be the sun.

Kaede: Why?

Maki: Because it puts me further away from you.

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Tenko: I hate men.

Rantaro: Hate is a strong word.

Tenko: I have strong opinions.

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Tsumugi: What made you change sides?

Kokichi: I guess I just finally saw the errors of my ways.

Tsumugi: It was Himiko wasn't it?

Kokichi: Yeah it was Himiko.

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Kokichi: *Just tell her you like her, just tell her you like her, just tell the truth for once...*

Kokichi: *looks towards Himiko*

Kokichi: You look like a pig.

Himiko:

Kokichi: *FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*

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