More am I right?
~~~
Kokichi: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Himiko: I have a list, it's alphabetized.
---
Shuichi: Happy birthday Maki, Kaito got you a present for you.
Maki: It's a big box.
Shuichi: Yeah.
Maki: He's inside it isn't he?
Shuichi: *sighing*
Shuichi: Yeah
(I found that this would fit Kaimaki or Oumeno but I chose Kaimaki.)
---
Kokichi: No arson and no food make Kokichi go...something something.
Himiko: Go crazy?
Kokichi: Don't mind if I do!
---
Maki: Murder was not on today's agenda.
Kaede: Murder isn't on anyone's agenda.
Maki: Oh no, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.
---
*on the phone*
Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Maki: I don't have a boyfriend.
Kaito: YOU DON'T?!
---
Maki: I have a few knives up my sleeves
Tsumugi: I think you mean cards.
Maki: *Pulls up sleeves to show knives*
Maki: No I do not.
---
*Kaede and Kokichi on the phone*
Kokichi: I just wanted to say...Happy Late Birthday!
Kaede: Hey, remember the time where I called you on your birthday and wished you a happy birthday?
Kokichi: Well yeah, but I called you because I care about you.
Kaede: Whens my birthday?
Kokichi: Well of course I remember your birthday. Your birthday is March 11th-
*end call*
(Real conversation between my sister and my cousin.)
---
*Kaede looking at what Miu sent Himiko*
Kaede: That doesn't look trustworthy.
Kaede: Especially because it says smut.
(Kaede, Himiko's innocence protector. Not Tenko...Kaede.)
---
Kaito: How do I become a jellyfish?
Kokichi: Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.
Kaito: Okay, wow.
---
Maki: Pass the salt.
Kaito: What's the magic word?
Maki: Now.
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Maki: Who the f*ck ate my f*cking cupcake, I will f*cking murder you, spit it ou-
Akameno: We did, we're sorry Ma-
Maki: How was it? I hope it tasted good, I didn't want to eat it anyway, I'm not even that sweet-toothed-
---
Himiko: You should be addicted to shutting up.
Kokichi: You want to f*ck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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Kiyo: What do you see when you look at me?
Angie: Well it's a mix between I want to f*ck you and I want to punch you
---
Tenko: *Covers Rantaro's eyes*
Tenko: Guess who~.
Tenko: She's sweet, adorable...
Tenko: And she'll get really mad if you get it wrong.
---
Angie: Hmmm, you'd make a decent prostitute.
Miu: I'd make an amazing prostitute.
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Kaede: What do you think of Tsumugi?
Himiko: Nice pal.
Miu: I think she's gay.
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Kokichi: I 100% love Himiko the most.
Himiko: Aw thanks.
Kaede: That's not true, I love her more, I'm her best friend.
Kokichi: And I'm her boyfriend.
Kaede: So?
Kokichi: So I can do this.
Kokichi: *Kisses Himiko*
Kaede: You think I can't?
Kaede: *Kisses Himiko*
*Tsumugi and Maki looking at them in shock*
Himiko: Kokichi...you got some competition.
Kokichi: *shocked*
(I'm now seriously thinking about making this ot3 a real story now.)
~~~
And that's it for part 2.
Thank you for staying my Flashlight Crusaders.
🔦Make sure you carry a flashlight.🔦
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