Hetic Headcanons (18)(Ultimate 3rd Wheels)

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(No it wasn't an order, I need to do my goddamn jobs Barbatos.)

If you're a veteran of this account you probs remember me posting about this in my announcements.

I just so happen to remember to write this again.

Includes slight Saimatsu, Kaimaki, and Oumeno.

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-KIIBO

-Kiibo is the type of third wheel to always interrupt something.

-Kaede and Shuichi having the courage to hold hands?

-Kiibo appears on one of their sides asking them a question.

-Tenko x (whoever it is that's not Himiko) at the Cafe?

-Kiibo slides into the free seat next to them to ask what they're eating.

-No he doesn't do it on purpose.

-It's because, like in-game, he can't read a room.

-Im sorry Kiibo but it's true.

-He's sorry tho and he tries his best but in the end it always ends up like this.

-He third wheels the 2nd most out of the three Ults.

-Side note, Ik Kiibo doesn't really have a gender but I headcanon he goes by they/he pronouns so ill be doing that.

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-TSUMUGI SHIROGANE

-The shipper of the group.

-She somehow has the pics of MANY couples.

-And sometimes in the mist of taking pictures she gets caught many times.

-She's just like "Damn, I got caught" pretends to leave, gets caught pretending to leave, then just decides to stay and ruin the moment.

-No she doesn't use the pictures for blackmail, but mainly for her own research purposes.

-Yes, that bracelet Kokichi gave Himiko after they were looking at it through the glass of the store.

-Kaede telling Shuichi to try and better himself so more people could like him, being such an important role must have a toll on his friendliness.

-Ah and the classic, CLASSIC, Kaito wanting to fight Maki and Maki avoiding him.

-Haha, call me crazy but, how'd she get those photos in the first place?

-Wasn't that when they were in that damn boo-

-All in all, Tsumugi is the no.1 third wheel because she is just everywhere whenever you try to have a romantic moment.

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-KOREKIYO SHINGUJI

-He doesn't seem like a third wheel but he's the type to read Shakespeare for fun.

-He off in the corner narrating your life.

-Or the moment, EVEN IF NOTHING ROMANTIC HAPPENS.

-He's also the type to word everything like how smut writers do...but the story is always PG which is great but plz for the love of all things holy don't make it sound anything but.

-Whats funny is that the couple do not notice him until he starts talking.

-"As the gaze to each others eyes, they wonder 'is this the right moment?' Hoping that their thoughts won't be obvious. Yes, they should lean in for the sweet kiss once and for all, relishing the love they feel for each other."

-"Kokichi glares at the tall man in the corner, in a way to say 'What the hell'. The man ruined the moment of bliss for even being in the sights. How cruel. And maybe this man should leave before something bad happens."

-But since he doesn't run into these situations everyday he's the least to be a third wheel.

-Ive never seen Kiyo and Tsumugi interactions but...they may work together with the pictures Tsumugi takes to make random scenarios-

-Because unlike Kiibo, they're doing it on purpose.

-Unpopular opinion, I find Kiyo funny, idc what people say, I want to see no criticism of funny Kiyo ever.

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Have I've been talking about Obey Me! too much? I feel like I am but I post it so I don't have to go to my sister all the time to talk about it...

Like a coping mechanism?

Either way I'm not going to stop talking about since I enjoy talking about it to random people.

🔦Make sure you carry a flashlight.🔦

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