Incorrect Quotes #10

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Squid Game and Alice in Borderlands are easily in my top 3 for favorite/best Netflix shows.

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Kaede: We can go anywhere you like before we leave.

Himiko: Can we go into the toy store?

Kaede: There's a toy store nearby?

Himiko: Yeah look, Jessica's Toy Store, the one with tinted windows and says, "for couples only".

Kaede: I think you misunder-

Himiko: We can pretend to be a couple and I can get my hands on that lego set I've been wanting!

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Miu: At my old school we were called to the auditorium to see the janitors getting a raise.

Miu: Bitch, they get a raise when WE picked up OUR mess, nobody wants to see that shit, especially if you're a broke-ass middle schooler.

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Kaito: On pajama day I wore Christmas-themed pajama pants even though it was September.

Kaito: This only means that I'm done with the bullshit in-between and I'm ready for Christmas.

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Himiko: Look it's a restaurant that says " Girls Girls Girls".

Kaede: Thats, not a restaurant, that's for uh...exotic dancers.

Miu: *popping her head from around the corner*

Miu: STRIPPERS!

Kaede: You know Miu, I tried saying the less technical version but you just cane out shouting-

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Shuichi: *Holding up two coupons to an ice cream place and a cookie place*

Shuichi: You can have one.

Himiko: Both.

Shuichi: No, only one.

Kaede: Yeah, both of them!

Shuichi: I'm sorry, them is a plural, one is one, choose one of the coupons.

Kokichi: That's right, that's right, Shuichi.

Shuichi: Made your decision?

Kokichi: We want all of it!

Shuichi:

OuMotaAkaHaruMeno: *Applauding*

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Shuichi: Somebody robbed Maki!

Kaito: Oh I feel bad.

Shuichi: For Maki?

Kaito No, for the robber.

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Kaede: Did you have to stab him?!

Maki: You weren't there. You don't know what he said.

Kaede: What did they say?

Maki: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Tenko: That's fair.

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Kaito: Haha short!

Kokichi: At least I don't look old!

Kaito: Listen here you little-

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Rantaro: Why are you dressed as each other?

Kaito: I couldn't think of anything scarier than Kiyo.

Kiyo: Kaito told me to dress up as the stupidest thing possible.

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Aye, I may have a double upload today with some fluff fluff so look forward to that.

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