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Kaito: Take a shot whenever I have made an irrational decision.
Maki: I would have an alcohol addiction.
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Kaito: I think I killed a ghost.
Shuichi: How do you kill a ghost?
Kokichi: GHOSTBUSTERS!
*Ghostbusters theme in the background*
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Kiyo: Don't worry, you'll forget in time.
Kaito: Nah, I'll forget through therapy.
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Kokichi: I like your shirt.
Himiko: Thanks, I got it 50% off.
Kokichi: It'll be better 100% off.
Himiko: Thats not how you run a store, Kokichi.
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Kokichi: Kaede you snitch!
Kaede: I didn't snitch!
Kokichi: I'm disappointed you snitched on me.
Kaede: I'm disappointed you're blaming me!
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Kokichi: *breaking into Himiko's room*
Himiko: *turning on the light and seeing him on her window sill*
Kokichi:
Himiko:
Kokichi: No need to freak out, I'll explain this...what the fuckery!
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Kokichi: *taps table*
Maki: *taps back*
Rantaro: What are they doing?
Shuichi: Talking in morse code.
Kokichi: *taps harder*
Maki: *slams hand on table*
Maki: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
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Kirumi: I'm going to my room, make sure-
*explosion*
Kirumi: Where's Kokichi?
Kaito: In his room!
Kiibo: *jittering*
Kiibo: Who's Kokichi...?!
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Kaito: *uses scanner*
Kaito: You see how I can't scan myself?
Kaito: That means im priceless.
Kokichi: Or you're not worth anything.
Kaito: *gasp*
Kaito:...oh.
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Kirumi: I'm having salad for dinner.
Kirumi: Well fruit salad.
Kirumi: Actually it's mostly grapes.
Kirumi: Fermented grapes.
Kirumi:
Kirumi: Wine.
Kirumi: I'm having wine for dinner.
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Kaede: *On the phone with Miu*
Kaede: Hurry Miu, there's a huge cock- *drops phone*
Miu: *gasp*
Miu: *starts running out of her room to go to Kaede's*
Kaede: -Roach! Cockroach.
Miu: *disappointed sigh*
Miu: *slumply walks back to her own*
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Kaito: *to Shuichi*
Kaito: Why did you change lunch periods without telling me?! We eat together! Together and FOREVER.
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Himiko: Can I show you my new signature?
Kokichi: Sure, use this.
Kokichi: *slides a paper towards her*
Himiko: Thanks.
Himiko:
Himiko: Kokichi, is this a marriage certificate?
Kokichi: And what of it?
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Kaede: I'm having problems with this person-
Maki: Kill them.
Kaede: Wh- no!
Maki: Oh, I can kill them but I would need a deposit for my work.
Kaede: NO!
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Kaede: We're so in sync! We finish each other's...
Tsumugi:
Kaede: Ssssssssss-
Tsumugi: -ssssssssomebody once told me the world is gonna roll me!
Kokichi: *busts into the room*
Kokichi: I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
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