Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots

States as idk

Florida: I'm gonna do it today
*Walks into NY's room*
Florida: Hey I wanted to-
*NY with a rat on each shoulder and all 3 of them giving and dancing to Dancin by Aaron Smith*
Florida: Umm... I'll come back later

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Texas: I'm gonna beat your ass
Alaska: Want a step stool?

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*NY and his rats sitting in the dark*
*Mass walks in*
Massachusetts: Hey I uh- AHHHH GET YO LITTLE MONSTERS BISH
New York: *Calm af* They don't bite
Massachusetts: YES TF THEY DO

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Hawaii: So on a scale of 1 to 10 I rate Japan a 3 because he sucks at battleships
Hawaii: I mean come on a whole dock of ships and you just barely get 1
Hawaii: Step up your game man

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*Florida being sad*
Louisiana: Wanna go commit a crime!
Florida *crying*: Yeah...
Louisiana: Come on lets go

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*Transboi Florida don't take no testosterone pills*
Louisiana: Sha? Where are you? *See's blanket pile* *Grabs stack of candy and a case of white claw* *Puts by blanket pile*
Florida: *Grabs it* More
Louisiana: No she
Florida: *Puts out angry octopus*
Louisiana: Fine *More white claw and candy as well as Tylenol and fidget toys*
Florida: *Grabs* *Puts octopus to happy side*
Louisiana: *Pats blanket pile* Take it easy sha

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Georgia: I would rate my experience a 9 out of 10. Why? Because everyone kept stepping on me when I was trying to sleep but it was comfy. I would recommend the carpet in the living room as a nice place to sleep just not when everyone's up.

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