Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots

Mew

WHY MUST I STAN CHAOTIC ALASKA SO MUCH?!?!?! I AM A SIMP FOR THIS!

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TX: What is it with the ugly R- Why is it that all Russian baby toys are so creepy?!

AK: *Casually playing with a Marina Bychkova porcelain doll (one pictured above) in a dark empty room by himself* We'll be the best of friends :D

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AK: So "one" time in high school I did prank calls a lot and basically I stole a mall security walkie-talkie and was like "Hello is this mall security?" And they answered and were like "Yes, is there a problem?" And so i replied with "Yes, my brother has been trapped in the bathroom there for 3 hours can you go check on him?" "Yeah hold on" "Which stall is he in?" "The first one." I said hoping someone was in there "yeah I see someones feet." "What color are their shoes?" "Black and Red." "Yes, that's him" I said lying obviously "Ok what can I do here?" "Just knock on the door and tell him everything's going to be all right and that daddy loves him." And sure enough I hear over the Mic. "*knock* Hey it's going to be all right in there, just hang on... Daddy loves you." Best time of my entire life right there! I wanted to know the guys reaction to that but it cut off and i was so sad...

FL: Why didn't we think of that :(

LA: I don't know Sha but I wish we did :(

D.C./Gov.: *Questioning existence*

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OG 6: He's been doing this for 3 hours now...

FL and LA: Yeah he has but consider-

Others: NO!

AK: *Downstairs scream-singing the chorus to Striptease by Hinder* YOU AIN'T NO MADONNA ,NO YOU AIN'T NO POP-QUEEN, YOU'RE JUST A PRIMADONNA SUCKING OFF THE PAPARAZZI, GOTTA SHAKE THAT ASS 'CAUSE WE KNOW YOU CAN'T SING, YOU THINK THAT YOUR THE REAL DEAL BUT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A STRIPTEASE!

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MA: *Dumps lipton bottle into ocean*

UK: What are you doing that's not even real tea!?

MA: How would you know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians!

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WY: With my luck it could be raining Vaginas outide and i'd get hit in the face with a 4 foot dick

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ID: Check the potatoes...

OR: *Scans potatoes with a human thermometer*

Thermometer: *Beeps* high

Both: Oh no the potatoes have the Covid-19

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AK: Why did the child cross the road?

HI: Why?

AK: Because they didn't wear their seatbelt

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CO: *Laying upside down high listening to Voodoo by GodSmack* What... Am I doing with... My life... Is that a bug?!?!

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NY: I'll now be identifying as a racoon because I too have dark circles under my eyes, eat junk, am smol and chubby, stay up all night and I'll fight you!

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If i'm not already following you guess my home state and I'll follow you if you want.

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P.S.A.
Thank you for everyone who's nice to me on here and stuff i truly appreciate it and for those of you that read this and also have books of your own keep up the good work and remember that yourself and everything you do is valid and as long as you like it then don't worry about those few haters every now and then. I hope that you all can carry on your day/night/evening and follow on to be happy and good and if not then I hope you can soon (and not like the Eternal Happieness in Little Misfortune) I might have announced something similar before but i mean it nd i hope that reading this or any of these chapters makes you as happy as it does me when i read your comments and suggestions for chapters and write them. :)

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