*Look at image above* Alaska: ...Father? Russia: Да (yes) my little Sunflower? Alaska: ...Well for one I'm not little Russia: *Laugh and smirk* Alaska: *Rolls eyes* And two, ...Did Alfred really do the thing with the condoms Russia: *Laughs histarically(?)* Oh, he did, he did, it was almost cute at his attempt of "intimidation" *Busts out laughing again* Alaska: *Also laughing now*
Texas: On my way to steal your girl Louisiana: ...Wtf California: *Laughs* Yeah right, you've got less meat than a vegan restaurant Everyone -NY and AK: OOOOOOOOHHHH NY and AK: *Dying of laughter* Texas: *Walks out of room shamefully*
D.C./Gov.: *Holding a harmonica* You play this and you get a hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die. Florida: *Grabs harmonica and plays randomly* Louisiana: Sha no- Florida: I hope my dad's one of them-
Massachusetts: *Sitting outside in a chair, on his phone* New York: *Holding a HUGE water balloon by upstairs window looking down at Mass* New York: *Throws balloon out window to him* Balloon: *Hits mass in the crotch* Mass: JAKE YOU- New York: *Dying* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you in the nuts *Continues Dying* Mass: *Grabs nuts through shorts while limping* I CAN'T FEEL THEM!!!
This is halfway taken from RubixVacuum bc in their incorrect statehouse book they said that the blue states were bottoms, swing states were switches, and red states were tops, except for Alaska, Alaska is a bottom. So kinda taking that but instead of top, bottom, and switch it's Alpha, Beta, and Omega. (Yes this includes them having wolf ears and tails) ⬇
Texas: *Lazily running hand through Alaska's long hair* Alaska: *Almost asleep* Texas: *Brushes ears* Alaska: *Tucks head a bit* Texas: *Notices and plays with ears more* Alaska: Nng~ Stop Texas: *Chuckles* Oh ok c'mere Alaska: *Cuddles Texas like his Teddy Bear* Both: Fall asleep
