Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots

Crack

-Update while my cat eats out of a bag of jelly beans-
*That was an actual ad I got so I ss it*

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*Watching a game show*
Colorado: BALD!
Utah: The fuck you talking about balls for?
·An actual convo between my uncle and great grandma·

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*Playing horror game*
Massachusetts: Are there any homeless people in here?! I don't have any burgers!
*NY and CT jump out from behind him*
Massachusetts: *Throws headset and screams*

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Florida: *Continues Mass' game* Oh it's a Japanese game
New York: I guess this is a Logan Paul simulator

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*NY walks past*
Florida: Ayy Mami *Whistles*

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New York: I love you so much I'll sing my ABC's to you
New York: I'll give you an A because your awesome
New York: A B because you're beautiful
New York: A C because you're confident
New York: And I'll give you this D because you deserve it ;)
Florida: *Blushes*

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Spain: Get out of the tank
Florida: You're not my dad
Spain: I am your dad get out of the tank!
Florida: Make me *slides further into tank*

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Louisiana: Do you wanna have a bromance?
Florida: Isn't that kinda gay?
Louisiana: No it isn't anymore!
Florida: I'm walking out the door...
Louisiana: *Grabs FL's leg* No! Please don't go away!

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You can give me requests in the comments for anything, I don't really have much ideas for this but i will try to update every day. May also include headcannons for them as well.

I'm also thinking making a secind book to 'Out Of The Cold' if anybody reading this has read that one.

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