Prussia: Ok, today we're gonna learn how to drive a car.
Pennsylvania: Vati, Nein! Lets wait for Uncle-
Prussia: And we go NYOOM-!!!
Pennsylvania: AHHHHHHH-
(Prußen und Florida would be super freundin und du can't tell me otherwise)
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LA: Did you know theres a certain kind of mushroom that can feed a man until he dies?
D.C./Gov.: No there's-... Why do I even try anymore?
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NY: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE BAG! YOU'RE TAKING ALL MY GUMMY WORMS!
His pet rat: *Looks at him through opening and turns around inside the bag*
NY: NO GET OUT! *picks up rat by shoulders* CLOSE YOUR LEGS SO I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF THE BAG!
*Bag falls*
NY: *Holding rat with it's legs spread wide*
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D.C./Gov.: *Walks into meeting room by himself* Finally some peace and no Florida
Florida who was perfectly balanced on the ceiling fan: *drops down onto table* Who Summoned Me!
D.C./Gov.: AHHHHHH-
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D.C./Gov.: Ok so-... Florida are you sleeping right now?!
FL: *Waked up and lets Miami out* Depends would you sleep with me papi~?
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LA: Um now Steph I don't really like your name.
TX: Excuse me?
LA: Your name. Particularly your last name, it sucks.
TX *mad*: What's wrong with my name?!
LA: It doesn't suit you. I think you should change it.
TX: Change it?! To what?!
LA: To Bonnefoy *Smirks and walka away slowly*
TX: I- Did you just propose to me?! Hey don't walk away! Come back here!
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NY *Holding a toilet seat in front of him looking at MA*: Just as I thought, you're a piece of shit
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VT: Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood, which means maple syrup is more important than family.
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FL: Your skeletons always wet
D.C./Gov.: God Damnit why?!
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California: Who are you?
Beach on ver.: I'm you,but on crack!
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Michigan : Am I ugly?
Ohio : God made no one ugly.
Michigan : Aww thanks!
Ohio : Who the Hell made you?!
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TX: *Googles 'Who's the ugliest state*
Google: "Oklahoma. Oklahoma, much like Kansas is considered to be one of the ugliest states."
TX: *Laughs in victory*
(This is an actual google result)
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Next part in the book is gonna be HC's
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Ok ok ok so Piemations: Suction Cup Man
But umm...
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Just though I'd share this
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Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots
FanfictionBased off of Ben Brainard's Statehouse/Welcome to the Table series. Requests are open.
