Texas Headcannons

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-Lowkey bi only Alaska and Hawaii know

-His bestfriends are AK and HI

-Hates OK and most of the South bc they're racist and homophobic along with Cali just bc

-Imma just say he like Moscow bc why not. Also AK knows and always makes step brother jokes about it

-Wishes he had a better relationship with Mexico but knows that he can't

-Gets into play fights with AK on front of other states but they look like real fights. They basically just throw things at each other and tackle each other bc they're bigger so it doesn't really hurt them. If one of them hurt the other they would stop immediately.

-Other people he considers friends: FL, LA, GA, KT, AR, KS, AL (Sometimes)

-Loves animals more than anything

-I can see him thinking about someone who he had a close relationship with but they died somehow and he starts thinking about them while leaning against a wall looking up at the ceiling and crying while holding himself and starts singing Coming back down by Hollywood Undead

-Lowkey let AK give him "a" tattoo(s) on his back, he can't see it but he trusts AK. It's a bunch of small ones that he just said was one ⬇

 It's a bunch of small ones that he just said was one ⬇

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Quotes I think that he would say:

TX: I gave you a cookie to not be destructive and what dis you do?
AK: I don't want a cookie I want a Toblerone
TX: You still ate the cookie
AK: Tobley do what Tobley do best (Bonus points if you get this reference)
TX: *Sigh* What did you do
AK: Well I- *Runs away*
TX: Hey! No, get back here!

TX: Why? What did I do to deserve this?!
AK and FL: *Singing Bullet by Hollywood Undead while playing the floor is lava*

TX: You gotta enjoy the little things in life like blowing bubbles
AK: They call me bubbles 'cause I always rise to the top
TX: No. the fuck. they do not!!

WW1 era.
LA: Don't do it Sha that's suicide!
TX: The Germans are strong, but not as strong as shotguns

Drinking while on a call with HI:
TX: Singers probably know which notes they moan in when having sex
AK: *Laying face down into a pillow* R. Kelly moans in A Minor
HI: *Laughs* That's fugged man
TX: *Trying not to laugh* Whatever piece of God that has decided to stay with you just left

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