Because of my chaotic Alaska au I now feel like him and Florida would be in a relationship so here are a few ideas and you can tell me if you want any of these into a full oneshot.
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* Both babies craving physical touch but too scared from childhood trauma
* Similar tastes in music among other things
* Both babies fell into age regression as a means of coping so they have a mutual trusted friend be their caregiver (Texas and New York)
* Alaska has severe depression and that's why he tends to 'hibernate' and take impulsive risks
* Florida has ADHD
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Incorrect Quotes:
FL: Omg are you pregnant? What are you having?
AK: An abortion
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AK: This looked like you blew on it and thought that meant cooking it.
FL: *Pretending to start crying* I tried to make it for you...
AK: *sigh* Fine *tries it* *IMMEDIETLY gags*
FL: agdjdjndbeje
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*Bit o' lil space for ya*
FL: What's wrong? You want hugs? Wanna lay on my lap? Want me to lay on yours?
AK: *shakes head no*
FL: hmmm, want kissies?
Ak: *looks up* *nods head yes*
FL: *kisses his pack*
Ak: *giggles*
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FL: *running around being a chaotic baby while giggling stupidly*
Ak: Where you think you're going? *grabs and picks him up then plops down and begins watching a movie with him*
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AK: I hate April
FL: Why?
AK: Because April showers bring May flowers, and May flowers bring white people
Fl: *dies*
*No hate I saw on native American tik tok*
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Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots
FanfictionBased off of Ben Brainard's Statehouse/Welcome to the Table series. Requests are open.
