Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots

Alaska Headcannons

-Low-key emo

-"Room" is more like a den or cave. Like it'a painted black, only light is from rainbow colored Halloween lights windows, big speakers hooked up to a tv for emo boi music, low-key has an Alaskan king sized bed on the floor with black sheets with Halloween designs on them and see through black curtains hanging from the ceiling over it, Black/very dark brown bookshelf desk and dresser, bookshelf has alfred Hitchcock stephen king Edgar Allan Poe etc..., desk has drawing/art material notebooks and fake skulls and stuff, and you can't tell me that 96% of his clothes aren't variations of black and gray (I want his room so bad rn)

-He has braces. Rainbow colored but black inbetween each color, and rubber bands are pink on one aide and blue on the other

-Him and Tex have sleepovers where they listen to rock meets country songs and go on calls with Hawaii and just gossip about states they don't like or who they like stuff like that

-Alaska like the Barren Wastelands in Canada.
-Description of Barren: About 5'11, wears a blue white and black patterned hat with the puffball and tassles, blue zip up jacket with black sleeves and hood, blue jeans, soft friendly scene boi, hair dyed in gradients of blue purple pink and black like a galaxy kinda, represents about 20, Imma draw him later

-Alaska dyes his hair. Top part to about halfway down black then he parts it down the middle and dyes half a teal-ish blue and the other half an emerald-y green. Then once dried doea a side part.

-Coffee and monster/energy drink addict. Or just anything with caffeine

-Has a secret compartment somewhere where he puts in vodka. Like he's just sitting then someone he doesn't like just comes up to him and starts talking and he just starts nodding his head ehile slowly pulling out a bottle and sips it from the bottle.

-Represents about 20 as well

-Has a good relationship with his dad although doesn't really get to see him, bc he is good boi and deserves da best

-Has a few tattoos that can easily be hidden, and a couple classic emo/goth piercings like small gauges, an industrial on one ear, a nose ring, and snake bites

-Artist boi, he likes drawing how to predict his enemies deaths

-He likes jewelry and certain makeup's like eyeliner and eyeshadow along with lipstick

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Quotes I can see him using:

AK: *grabs a glass of water and choccy powder* "Sometimes you just gotta pop a choccy water because dad didn't come home with the milk. Choccy water makes pain go away."
TX: *Dies laughing* I'm sorry I shouldn't ve laughing, that's messed up *Continues laughing*
(A convo I had with my gf, I was alaska she was tex)

FL: Tell me that Disney didn't purposely make the girla hot like Ariel
LA: Tiana
TX: Belle
AK: Bambi's mom
Everyone else: NO!!!

UT: Everything said at funerals should be said at birthday's. There'a so much love that goes unspoken
AK: Happy Birthday, you will be greatly missed.

CA: What's a famous quote that would be really bad if said by Hitler?
AK: Ahem I have a few such as: Don't cry becauae it's over smile because it happened, I have a dream, and When you can't make them see the light make them feel the heat
NY: God has left the chat

IL: Whenever you feel stupid just remember little red riding hood couldn't tell the difference between her grandmother and a wolf
AK: She ate some mushrooms on her way there
Anybody from the Methportation video and CO: Nice

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Please excuse my messed up sense of humor anyway I hope you enjoyed also tell me what state to do next