Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots

Ohio Headcannons

-When no ones home he just goes around the statehouse yelling randomly

-Hangs from anything he can but isn't strong enough to stau up for too long

-Favorite color is red but kinda gets annoyed and says otherwise around election's

-Why does nobody like me vibe but ignores people when they try to talk to him

-Friends: IL, IN, WV, IA, and NE

-During the war with MI (That i totally didn't forget the name of) you can't tell me that he didn't go to MI's house kick on the door and stand over him in a t-pose and watch woth a smile as he hears MI's screams of terror

-When an animal makes a noise he repeats it back every time

-Loves to annoy MI

-I just randomly get Soggynugget's thirsty demon vibes from him

-Randomly makes noises or starts singing

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Quotes I think that he would say:

MI: Can this get any worse
OH: Why hello there
MI: AHHHHH-

OH: As I slipped in 2 fingers slowly inside her home, I could feel her getting wetter and wetter. As I slid my fingers back out, within seconds she was going down on me. I though to myself "I really need to get a new boat."
IL: Oh...
OH: What did you think I was talking about?
IL: Umm nothing...
OH: Sure...

Random cow: Moo
OH: MOO!!

TX and AK "fighting*
OH: So anyway as I was saying-

Random: Boo I'm a spooky ghost
OH: you don't sound that scary
Random: *Slaps OH* Wanna say that again, bitch?

WI: Fuck the bears
OH: NO! DON'T FUCK BEARS!

NM: *Says something in Spanish bc i'm too lazy to use Google*
OH: Somebody tell me what he's saying! I don't know what he's saying! I don't speak Taco Bell, pal!
NM: And I don't speak hamburber mother fu-

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Sorry it's kind of short