A/N: I was actually mid-way through writing different oneshot for this book but my laptop has gone for repair so I didn't have it on me (it was on word). Then I got this idea and wrote this instead of doing maths.
Italics is Sirius, bold is Remus, the times are normal
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(020) 7474 7368:
Ha! I told you I know your number Jamesy
(12:31)
(020) 9653 7827:
I don't know who Jamesy is but this ain't him
(12:34)
(020) 7474 7368:
What
That's impossible, I remember his number
Wait are you messing with me :(
(12:34)
(020) 9653 7827:
Nope not messing with you
Whoever you are
You could be an axe murderer for all I know
(12:35)
(020) 7474 7368:
I'm not an axe murderer! (I would be a handsome one tho)
(12:36)
(020) 9653 7827:
Wow so modest
(12:36)
(020) 7474 7368:
It's true!
Maybe I have to prove to you that I am so magnificent
And also a pleasure to sleep with ;)
(12:37)
(020) 9653 7827:
I-
Do you always try to guess Jamesy's number and then flirt with the person you accidentally texted?
(12:38)
(020) 7474 7368:
no lol
He dared me to delete his number from my phone and then guess it correctly
I thought I knew his number and deleted it immediately
I tried to guess it and instead of his number, I got yours
Which was such a blessing
(12:39)
(020) 9653 7827:
First of all, idk who you guys are but you both sound like idiots
Secondly, why are you flirting with me!
(12:40)
(020) 7474 7368:
cause you could be amazing and just my type
(12:40)
(020) 9653 7827:
i could also be a 66-year-old serial killer
(12:41)
(020) 7474 7368:
Are you?
(12:41)
(020) 9653 7827:
no but still
(12:42)
(020) 7474 7368:
I see no problem, unless I'm annoying you
(12:42)
(020) 9653 7827:
....
you are fine
(12:43)
((020) 7474 7368:
YAY!
(12:43)
(020) 9653 7827:
You are weird but I like that
I'm gay btw if you are homophobic
(12:44)
(020) 7474 7368:
not a deal-breaker considering I'm gay too
You said you like me!
(12:44)
(020) 9653 7827:
And now I regret saying that :)
(12:45)
(020) 7474 7368:
Really? The smiley says otherwise :)
(12:45)
(020) 9653 7827:
I just realized I have been laughing and smiling at my phone for 15 minutes
My co-workers think I am crazy right now
(12:46)
(020) 7474 7368:
I made you smile!
I have never been so happy
(12:46)
(020) 9653 7827:
hehehe
(12:47)
(020) 7474 7368:
Do you think dogs should wear coats
Don't they get cold, we are very inconsiderate of them
Also, they look so cute in them!
Like come one, imagine a golden retriever or a pomeranian in a dark blue jumper
That is amazing
(12:50)
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