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Q: Paano magpulbos ang tanga?

A: Tinatapon niya pataas saka niya sasaluhin ito gamit ang mukha niya

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Noong isinilanh ang unang anak ni Lukring ay pinagalitan niya kaagad ang doktor.

Lukring: Hoy! Bakit mo pinapalo ang aking anak?!?

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Letter of a UP student to his parents in the province

Dear nay&tay,
I'm so busy right now so I'll just drop you some lines:------------------------------------_____________________------------------------------------------

Your son

(After 1 week)

Dear anak,
Thank you for your latest letter. We truly enjoyed your lines. There is not much we can say here, so to make you happy we just decided to send your monthly check:
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Your loving parents,

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Q: ano ang paboritong basahin ng mga cat?

A: eh di CATalog!

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