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Slambook ni inday

Kung ngayon ay Ingglisera na si Inday at tila alam na makipagsabayan sa lahat, dati ay tulad din natin sya..

Nagsa-sign ng slumbook ng mga kaklase ilang taon na ang nakalipas.

Favorite Actor: Robin Padela & Kimpi

Favorite Actress: Manelin Reynes & Lut-Lot Di Lion

Favorote Food: Pilipino Pood

Favorite Song: Mambubula

Motto: "Sayang na Sayang Lang ang Pag-Ibig, Ko"

First Kiss: Ambe (Our neighbor's driver)

Most Unforgettable Experience: When Ambe kissed me.

Greatest Dream: To kiss Kimpi ang Robin!

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Patayin ang ipis!!

AMO: Eto yung binili kong chalk na pamatay sa ipis, isulat mo sa pader!

INDAY: Yes mam! Nagsulat si Inday sa pader:"EPES, MAMATAY KAYO! LOVE, ENDAY"

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TAGALOG TRANSLATION

Teacher: O.k. class, today we will be translating english to tagalog. Who would like to go first?

Pedro: I will go first mam.

Teacher: I want you to translate "I have a blue book" in Tagalog.

Pedro: That's easy mam. "Meron akong Libro na asul."

Teacher: That's very good. O.k., who would like to go next?

Juan: Ako po mam, me, me, right here, I want to go next.

Teacher: O.k, o.k. I want you to translate guy, mother, father, and you, and put in a sentence.

Juan: Yon lang pala eh, madali lang yan. "Guy" is Ma, "Mother" is mama, "Father" is Tay, "You" is Ka.

Teacher: That's good! O.k., now put it in a sentence.

Juan: No problem! Mam, "Ma-Mama-Tay-Ka".

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Palusot ni Pedro

Teacher: Pedro!! bakit ka natutulog sa gitna ng klase ko??

Pedro: Napaka lambing kasi ng boses mo mam, un po ung dahilan kung bakit ako naka tulog

Teacher: Eh bakit ung iba hindi naman nakatulog?

Pedro: Kasi po hindi naman sila nakikinig sayo eh..

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!

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