LPG
Amo:Atong, ano nangyari dyan kay pekto?
Atong:Nagulungan po ng tanke, nag rollback po kasi ang lpg
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50 years ago
The teacher asks "Carl,can you name three things that did not exist 50 years ago?"
1.computer
2.sattelites
3. And.... ME...
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Four legs
Teacher:Wendy, name an animal with four legs.
Wendy:Two chickens!
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Attack
Mika is very late in class one afternoon. His teacher questions him.
Teacher:What happened? Why are you so late?
Mika: I was attacked by gunmen.
Teacher:Oh my! Did they hurt you?
Mika:No, but they stole my homework.
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Lolo
Girl:Bilib ako sa erpat mo. Sa edad niyang yan nakakapag-jogging pa siya.Dati ba siyang runner?
Boy: Hindi...
Dati siyang snatcher!
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